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Monday, November 11, 2013

The Jenny and The Jake - A Thanksgiving Turkey Limerick

The man had a tough choice to make
Which of the birds should he take?
Both turkeys looked good
But he thought that he should
Take the jenny instead of the jake.

(A jenny is a young female turkey.  

A jake is a young male turkey.)
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