I hope that your Christmas is merry And your jolly St. Nick is hairy But remember the reason For this joyous season Is Jesus, and Joseph, and Mary. From A Pirate Named Molly, copyright 2013, Randy Imwalle
There was a young turkey named Stephen Who saw all the turkey moms grievin' Their jennys and jakes* Were served on big plates So he yelled, "Hold the door, I'm leavin'!" *A jenny is a young, female turkey, A jake is a young, male turkey.
When the God saw the Waggoner kneel, Crying, "Hercules! Lift me my wheel, From the mud where 'tis stuck!" He laughed - "No such luck; Set your shoulder yourself to the wheel." The gods help those who help themselves.
Now President's Day is nigh So who is your favorite guy? A William or John, Or maybe a Ron, Or the one who could not tell a lie? I've studied the 43 men* And made up my mind only when After much thinkin' Decided that Lincoln Was clearly the best that has been. *Obama is the 44th President, but Grover Cleveland was president for two nonconsective terms, so only 43 different men have been President