Monday, September 30, 2013

Grim Reaper Halloween Limerick

At first, his neck started to tickle
Then it felt more like a prickle
He bawled and he cried
When he then realized
What he felt the Grim Reaper's sickle.

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Buy Cub Scout Popcorn Online - A Popcorn Limerick

If you see Scouts while you're out shopping
They're selling corn ready for popping
Some covered with cheese
Or caramel, so please
Don't pass them by without stopping!

You can also order online here
Please use Scout Seller ID 41CN943 at checkout so we get credit.  Thanks!

Frankenstein Halloween Limerick

His brainwaves are certainly changed
The synapses all rearranged
They put him together
In quite stormy weather
But that doesn't mean he's deranged.

Friday, September 27, 2013

Halloween Skeleton Limerick For Children

We heard some clitter-clattering
When the rain was pitter-pattering
We looked and discovered
A skeleton uncovered
And its bones were chitter-chattering.

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Buy Cub Scout Popcorn Online - A Cub Scout Popcorn Limerick

If its popcorn that you love to eat
Then this deal cannot be beat
It's good, no doubt
When you buy from a scout
Is your favorite savory or sweet?

Click here to order online
Use Scout Seller ID 41CN943 at checkout.       

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Cub Scout Popcorn For Sale! A Cub Scout Limerick

Cub Scout popcorn is great!
It might be the best that you ate
Please have no fear
To order, click here
Hurry now, you mustn't be late.

Use Scout Seller ID: 41CN973 at checkout

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Halloween Apple Bobbing Limerick For Kids

The leaves are starting to fall
It's time for the Hallowe'en Ball
Our hero Robin
For apples, is bobbin'
She's likely to outbob them all!

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Halloween Apple Bobbing Limerick - Ellie Wanted To Try Her Luck

Ellie wanted to try her luck
So she bobbed her head like a duck
The water was cold
But she grabbed a hold
Of the apple as prize for her pluck.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Ohio State - Florida A & M Football Limerick

So this week it's Florida A & M
Some wonder why we are playing them
The point spread is fifty
And the Rattlers are thrifty
Its $ 900 K we are paying them.

Saturday, September 14, 2013

A Hobgoblin Halloween Limerick

A hobgoblin remarked to his mate
Hurry up there, old sport, we'll be late
And I fear from the looks
Of our neighbors, the spooks
They will get first to earth, sure as fate.

Friday, September 13, 2013

Obama, Putin, and Syria (and Ukraine, etc.)

Obama, by Putin, is taunted,
"The US no longer is vaunted,
You won't do as you say,
So do it my way,
By your own words you are haunted."

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Ohio State - California Football Limerick

So this week the Bucks play at Cal
Will we get to hear the Bears growl?
Or will they be tame
By the end of the game
And meekly throw in the towel?

The Hobbit Movie - A Limerick

Hobbits - in their carts and wagons
Simply have no use for dragons
An adventure?  No way
Is what they'd all say
Unless his name is B. Baggins.

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Putin - Obama Plan For Syria - A Limerick

An idea by Vladimir Putin
Could it be Obama's solution?
Can Assad be trusted,
Or will he be busted?
I'd guess there'll still be shootin'.

Monday, September 9, 2013

So What Is Barack's Plan For Syria? A Limerick

So what is Barack's Plan for Syria?
It seems that it's quite a mysteria.
Is he asking permission
For a war of attrition?
If so, there will be much hysteria.

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Bacon and Egg Limerick

Of the ways you can be awakened
By alarm, with music, or shakened
The thing I like best
To stir me from rest
Is to be toasted, and egged, and baconed.

Monday, September 2, 2013

Halloween Advice To Young Lovers - Limerick Style

There are things that go bump in the night
They can fill your young heart with fright
To lessen your fear
Your true love keep near
And hold on with all of your might.