Friday, October 30, 2009

Terrelle Pryor

There is a young man named Terrelle,

In high school he did do quite well,

When he got to college,

He was slow to gain knowledge,

But soon, I am sure, he'll excel.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Obama the Fox-hunter

There is a wily old Fox,

About Obama it talks,

“It just isn’t fair,”

He says with a glare,

“My feelings, it hurts, when it mocks.”

Friday, October 16, 2009

Falcon Heene - Balloon Boy

The boy was in the balloon,

They feared he'd fly to the moon,

In a box he was found,

Never leaving the ground,

A reality show we'll see soon.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Mouse in Stew Limerick

A man who was dining at Crewe,
Found quite a large mouse in his stew,
Said the waiter, "Don't shout!
And wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one too."