Friday, November 28, 2014

An Elf Named Piper - A Christmas Limerick Poem for Kids

There was a young elf named Piper
At Christmas, she always got hyper
What was the reason
For her crazy season?
She was the lead candy-cane striper.

1931 Peter Paul Mounds Candy Bar Limerick Contest

A wonderful BAR is the MOUNDS
Even though it can stack on the pounds
We can thank PETER PAUL
For having the gall
Even though I'm now BIGGER Around!

Saturday, November 22, 2014

There Once Was A Turkey Named Brock - Thanksgiving Limericks For Children

There once was a turkey named Brock
He proudly led his whole flock
But he just couldn't see
Their grim destiny
And they all ended up in a wok

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

A Turkey Named Harry - Thanksgiving Poems for Kids

There once was a turkey named Harry
Of all human men, he was wary
A man with a knife
Tried to shorten his life
So he lives all alone on the prairie.

Thursday, November 13, 2014

A Turkey Named Grace - Funny Thanksgiving Limericks for Kids

There once was a turkey named Grace
Who could trot at a pretty good pace
Farmer Brown turned his head
So Grace ran and fled
And was gone without leaving a trace.

Sunday, November 9, 2014

Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving - A Limerick

The leaves are now down from the trees
All scattered and blown by the breeze
We ask for God's blessing
(And give thanks for Mom's dressing)
And say, "Pass the roast turkey please!"

Thursday, November 6, 2014

A Turkey Named Dobler - Funny Thanksgiving Limericks for Kids

There once was a turkey named Dobler
His buddies all called him "The Gobbler"
But he was not able
To stay off the table
And he lay beside the peach cobbler.

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Thanksgiving Praise - A Limerick - Pass the Gravy

The crops are all in from the field
And the folks all give thanks for the yield
- Giving praise is right
But don't take all night!
I don't like my gravy congealed.

Sunday, November 2, 2014

Thanksgiving Pie Recipe and Eating How-To-Guide

If you ask what's my favorite pie
Here is my standard reply
Pumpkin and spice
Is truly quite nice
But apple always catches my eye.

But pecan's always good too
So here's what I like to do
Eat one slice of each
(Yes chocolate and peach)
And berry; straw-, black-, and blue-.

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe Guide - A Limerick

Turkeys are not hard to cook
At least if you have the right book
Get expert advice
On cook times and spice
Just buy a good cookbook and look!