Do you believe witches are real? Can you see them or hear them or feel? So scoff if you must, But my eyes I trust, And I think that just now I will squeal!
A witch with a broom and a cat Wears a pointed and buckled gray hat She flies to the store Because she needs more Eye of newt, toe of frog, wing of gnat.
Young Edward said he didn't care 'Bout the witches and bats in the air But he wasn't so smug When they made him a bug In the web of a spider's dark lair.
There once was a witch - so chic; She never, to mortals, did speak. She wore fancy clothes, Had a beautiful nose, And her hair was shiny and sleek. But her heart was evil and black; She needed the world out-of-whack. She cast a foul potion Into the ocean, And made all the starfish go, "Quack."
Cried a witch to her cat - We must go And visit these people belo Who say that they doubt us Yet can't do without us They're the most inconsistent I kno
If your conduct is proper and right Then the spooks, on Hallowe'en night Should they happen to call Will not harm you at all And the witches will quickly take flight
If your conduct is proper and right Then the Spooks upon Halloween Night Should they happen to call Will not harm you at all And witches will quickly take flight.
There was a young witch named Kelly She wanted to make something smelly An old sock and a toad And a skunk off the road In a pie, gave an ache to my belly.
When witches and ghosts fill the air A word to the wise - beware Please stay out of sight When spooks fill the night Don't fall to an evil one's stare.