So Now, Five Armies Will Battle - The Hobbit Movie - A Limerick (B is for Bilbo)

So now, Five Armies will battle,
To see who controls Smaug's chattel.
Can B. find a way,
To settle the fray,
Or will he sneak out and skedaddle?

The Hobbit Movie - An Unexpected Journey Limerick

Was Bilbo a lad from the Shire,
Or was he a burglar for hire?
He passed the test
In Part 1 of the quest
But next is the dragon's fire.

The Hobbit Movie - Another Limerick

Was Bilbo a thief or a spy?

The facts in the matter don't lie,

When he saw the Ring,

He needed the thing,

His hands in his pockets? Oh my!

The Hobbit Movie - A Limerick

Said Gandalf to a hobbit named Bilbo,

I would like to know if you will go,

With dwarves thirteen,

To a mountain unseen,

He did, and thus joined Thorin Co.