Saturday, February 28, 2015

The Cigarette Fiend - A Vinegar Valentine Limerick Postcard

This youngster is sure he's a sport
The devilish, dangerous sort
If he grows any worse
He'll need a new a new nurse
For on brains and good sense he is short.

Drama Queen Vinegar Valentine Limerick

In a manner that's most emphatic
She declaims with gestures erratic
(While scarce a word)
(Is ever heard)
And thinks she's perfectly dramatic.

Sunday, February 8, 2015

Wooden Shoe Turtle Soup Is Great For Those Meatless Fridays In Lent!

Wooden Shoe Minster Ohio

I knew Wooden Shoe made beer,
But look at this label right here.
It says soup from turtle
Clears the meatless hurdle
And your Lenten observance is clear.

Thursday, February 5, 2015

My Heart's Desire - A Valentine's Day Limerick

My body does shiver and swoon
My voice will quiver and croon
My heart's desire
It sets me on fire
- A quiche made with liver and prune.