So Now, Five Armies Will Battle - The Hobbit Movie - A Limerick (B is for Bilbo)

So now, Five Armies will battle,
To see who controls Smaug's chattel.
Can B. find a way,
To settle the fray,
Or will he sneak out and skedaddle?

The Desolation of Smaug - The Hobbit Part II - A Limerick

Well next, it's The Hobbit, Part II
With Smaug, full length, for our view
Will Bilbo expire
From  Smaug's dragon fire
What's our poor hobbit to do?

The Hobbit Movie - A Limerick

Hobbits - in their carts and wagons
Simply have no use for dragons
An adventure?  No way
Is what they'd all say
Unless his name is B. Baggins.

The Hobbit - A Limerick

A hobbit who lived in the Shire
Liked to sit before his warm fire
So then just imagine
When he saw the dragon
In a rage, full of wrath and of ire.

The Hobbit Movie - An Unexpected Journey Limerick

Was Bilbo a lad from the Shire,
Or was he a burglar for hire?
He passed the test
In Part 1 of the quest
But next is the dragon's fire.

The Hobbit Movie - Another Limerick

Was Bilbo a thief or a spy?

The facts in the matter don't lie,

When he saw the Ring,

He needed the thing,

His hands in his pockets? Oh my!

Complete Dwarves Song - A Limerick (of a sort) Song From The Hobbit

Far over the misty mountains cold

To dungeons deep and caverns old

We must away 

Ere the break of day

To seek the pale enchanted gold

The dwarves of yore made mighty spells,

While hammers fell like ringing bells

In places deep, 

Where dark things sleep,

In hollow halls beneath the fells.

For ancient kings and elven lords

There many a gleaming golden hoard

They shaped and wrought, 

And light they caught

To hide in gems on hilt of sword.

On silver necklaces they strung

The flowering stars, on crowns they hung

The dragon-fire, 

On twisted wire

They meshed the light of moon and sun.

Far over the misty mountains cold

To dungeons deep and caverns old

We must away 

Ere the break of day

To claim our long-forgotten gold.

Goblets they carved there for themselves

And harps of gold; where no man delves

There lay they long, 
And many a song

Was sung unheard by men and elves.

The pines were roaming on the height,

The winds were moaning in the night.

The fire was red,

It flaming spread;

The trees like torches blazed with light.

The bells were ringing in the dale

And men looking up with faces pale;

Then dragon's ire 

More fierce than fire

Laid low their towers and houses frail.

The mountain smoked beneath the moon;

The dwarves, they heard the tramp of doom.

They fled their halls 

To dying fall

Beneath his feet, beneath the moon.

Far over the misty mountains grim

To dungeons deep and caverns dim

We must away 

Ere the break of day

To win our harps and gold from him!

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A Hobbit Movie Poem

The dwarves, they came to the Shire
They knew they'd be dealing with fire
"You'll be handling dragons
So you must have a Baggins,"
Said Gandalf, with warnings most dire

The Dwarves' Song - A Hobbit Limerick (Courtesy of JRRT himself)

Far over the misty mountains cold
To dungeons deep and caverns old
We must away, 
'Ere break of day,
To find our long-forgotten gold.

The Hobbit Movie - A Limerick

Said Gandalf to a hobbit named Bilbo,

I would like to know if you will go,

With dwarves thirteen,

To a mountain unseen,

He did, and thus joined Thorin Co.