Whinin' Cheese (Whine and Cheese Limericks)

The cheddar wheel started to whine,
"The unpleasant odor's not mine,
Limburger's the source,
Of the stink, of course,
My nice bouquet is just fine."

The Whine and Cheese Crowd and Brady Hoke

When they heard that M hired this bloke,

A rube who is named Brady Hoke,

The whine and cheese crowd,

lamented aloud,

Please say this is all a big joke!