Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Daddy's Nap Limerick

To this overly cautious young chap
Who inquired if she would mayhap
Squeal for help if he kissed her
She replied, "I would mister
But I must'nt disturb Daddy's nap."

Monday, December 21, 2015

We Three Kings - Christmas Hymn - Limerick Style

Three kings of Orient are
With gifts we travel afar
Field and fountain
Moor and mountain
Following yonder star

Born on Bethlehem's plain
I've gold to crown him again
King forever
Ceasing never
Over us all to reign

Incense to offer have I
To honor a deity nigh
Prayer and praising
All men raising
Worship him God most high

Myrrh is bitter perfume
It breathes of gathering gloom
Sorrowing, sighing
Bleeding, dying
Sealed in the stone-cold tomb

So glorious behold him rise
King, and God, and Sacrifice
Earth to heaven replies

O wondrous star of night
With royal beauty bright
Westward leading
Still proceeding
Show us the Perfect Light

Sunday, December 20, 2015

A Wreath Named Jo - Christmas Limerick Poem For Kids

There once was a wreath named Jo
She was proud of her big, red bow
Her circle of greenery
Made beautiful scenery
In the light of the fireplace glow.

Friday, December 18, 2015

A Confused Young Elf From Norway - Funny Winter Poem for Kids

A confused, young elf from Norway
Stood in the midst of the doorway
He didn't know
Which way to go
He wanted to know what would Thor say?

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

There Once Was an Elf from Perth - Chirstmas Poem for Kids

There once was an elf from Perth
Who was rather well-known for his girth
He ate Turkish Delight
All day and all night
Till he was as big as the earth!

Saturday, December 12, 2015

A Snowman Afraid of the Heat - A Winter Limerick

There once was a snowman named Pete
He had a just fear of the heat
When he was afraid
He ran for the shade
And covered himself with a sheet.

Friday, December 11, 2015

An Elf From Helsinki - Winter Poem for Kids

There once was an elf from Helsinki
He picked at his nose with his pinkie
But when it got stuck
His friend muttered, "Yuck."
And went back to eating his Twinkie.

Thursday, December 10, 2015

A Reindeer Named Peter - Funny Winter Poem for Kids

There once was a reindeer named Peter
He drank chocolate milk by the liter
Burgers & fries
And hot apple pies
He was the North Pole's best eater.

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

An Elf Named Jangles - Christmas Poem for Children

There was a young elf named Jangles
Whose hair was always in tangles
But she didn't care
'Cause she liked to wear
Ribbons, and bows, and bangles.

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

The Night Before Christmas - Limerick Poem for Children

The stockings were hung with care
With hope St. Nick would be there
All those in the house
(Including the mouse)
Went to bed with a heart-felt prayer.

Monday, December 7, 2015

An Elf Named McWeezer - Funny Christmas Limerick Poem for Kids

There was a young elf named McWeezer
His job was to clean Santa's freezer
It's sad, but it's true
His nose, it turned blue
He was, we know now, quite the sneezer.

Sunday, December 6, 2015

A Snowman Named Vince - Funny Winter Poem for Kids

There once was a snowman named Vince
But no one has talked to him since
Without any sound
He ate a whole pound
Of super-hot cinnamon mints!

Saturday, December 5, 2015

An Elf Named Lou - Christmas Poem for Kids

funny christmas limerick poem
There once was an elf named Lou
He made the best holiday stew
The one secret spice
That made it so nice
Was dust from Santa's left shoe!