Saturday, November 30, 2013

An Elf Named Rose - Christmas Limericks for Kids

There once was an elf named Rose
Who liked to wear ribbons and bows
And she like to make noise
When wrapping the toys
So she wore jingle bells on her toes.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

A Scrooge Christmas Limerick

Scrooge was a grumpy old fellow
Who was prone to scream and to bellow
When he heard on that day
What the ghosts had to say
He softened, and grew much more mellow.

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

An Ohio State - *ichigan Football Li*erick

There is now a tea* fro* *ichigan
To beat OSU is its wish again
But the tea* under Hoke
See*s *ore like a joke
The vict'ry, that tea*, it will *iss again.

An Indian and Pilgrim Thanksgiving Limerick

In the cold and windy, wet weather
The Indians and Pilgrims together
Prepared for the feast
By cleaning the beast
And plucked each and every last feather.

Monday, November 25, 2013

A How To Cook A Turkey Limerick

Three hundred and fifty degrees
Will cook your ol' bird with ease.
But watch when you shove in
The bird in the oven.
Take care not to cough or to sneeze.

Thursday, November 21, 2013

A Pilgrim - Indian First Thanksgiving Limerick

Two boys went hunting one autumn
The sound of a turkey, it brought 'em
Face-to-face with the bird
Whose gobble they heard
So they readied, they aimed, and they shot 'em!

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

A Simons' Thanksgiving - Green Acres Farm Limerick

Memories of Thanksgivings past
Might be equaled, but never surpassed
The Simons did play
On each turkey day
Green Acres was always a blast!

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

A Spud Named Davy - A Thanksgiving Dinner Limerick

There is a young spud named Davy
He wants to be covered in gravy
He'd rather be mashed
Then fried or hashed
Or be made a potato chip, wavy.

Monday, November 18, 2013

Dressing or Stuffing? A Thanksgiving Dinner Limerick

If you must make a choice between
Stuffing or dressing, I mean
Cooked outside the bird
Is what I prefer
Or you could just go ask Paula Deen!

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Don't Shop on Thanksgiving - Part 2 - Thanksgiving Limerick

If you want to know what I thinks
Shopping on Turkey Day stinks
Can't we survive
- Perhaps even thrive
If we respond to the ads like a sphinx?

Saturday, November 16, 2013

A Turkey Named Mabel - Thanksgiving Limerick for Kids

There once was a turkey named Mabel
To fly, she was simply unable
But the gate wasn't barred
So she ran very hard
And thereby avoided the table!

Thursday, November 14, 2013

A Limerick Message From Brutus Buckeye to Fighting Illini Fans

There once was a team from Illinois,
Their fans, this message, it will annoy,
The orange may fight,
From morning till night,
But the vict'ry will be ours to enjoy.

A Turkey Named Drew - Thansksgiving Limericks for Kids

There once was a turkey named Drew
Who ran with more speed than he flew
When the gate was ajar
He sprinted quite far
And kept himself out of the stew.

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Sweet Potato Limerick for Thanksgiving

For me, what I am is a yam
I go with both turkey and ham
A po-tato sweet
Is yummy to eat
I even taste good with roast lamb.

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

A Turkey Named Dunn - A Thanksgiving Limerick

There once was a turkey named Dunn
Thanksgiving, for him, wasn't fun
He was the main source
Of dinner, of course
And when it was through, he was done.

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Saturday Evening Post Christmas Limerick Contest

Like angels, the little boys sing
Like bells, their clear voices ring
When they disagree
A change you will see
Like boxers, their fists they will fling.

Eat Up And Have A Grand Thanksgiving Dinner - A Thanksgiving Limerick

On Thanksgiving, here's a grand dinner
For a pro, or for a beginner
There's turkey and pie
C'mon don't be shy
Only the bird should be thinner!

Friday, November 8, 2013

Turkey Hunter - A Thanksgiving Turkey Limerick

Here's something that you rarely see
A bird caused a hunter to flee
The boy dropped his gun
And started to run -
Who knew how tough turkeys could be?

Thursday, November 7, 2013

The Turkey Brothers - A Thanksgiving Limerick

Here I stand with my brother
The last two sons of my mother
Now comes the man
With an axe in his hand
We hope that he chooses another.

Joyous Thanksgiving - A Limerick Poem

Come in, come in and see us friend
Wide open is the door
For we've pumkin pies
Of a wonderful size
And with love we're brimming o'er.

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

The Poulter and the Girl in the Frock - A Thanksgiving Limerick

"Here is the pick of the flock,"
Said the poulter to the girl in the frock
"It's OK," said she,
"If you flirt with me,
But please be polite and don't gawk."

A Boy Named Jack - Thanksgiving Poems for Kids

There once was a boy named Jack
Who looked for a big, burlap sack
Unable to find
A bag of that kind
He carried the bird on his back.

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Thanksgiving NFL Football Limerick

After all the roast turkey's been et,
And you've downed all the pie you can get,
Find a soft chair,
Plop yourself there,
And turn on that old t.v. set.

Monday, November 4, 2013

Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Limerick

For Thanksgiving, I am afraid
That my waking, it might be delayed
If something goes wrong
And I sleep too long
I'd miss the Macy's parade!

Friday, November 1, 2013

Ohio State Versus Purdue - A College Football Limerick

We'll see what the Bucks can do
This week when they play at Purdue
With Miller and Hyde
On the offensive side
Points they'll score in a slew.

On D, I have a concern
That our boys continue to learn 
Their covers and gaps
And then just perhaps
Another green leaf they will earn.

When The Thanksgiving Season Is Over - Thanksgiving Limericks

When Thanksgiving Season is o'er
And you go back to business once mo'er
It's ten chances to one
You'll forget what you've done
And grumble and grouch as of yo'er.