Sunday, August 31, 2014

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A Pumpkin Named Lilly by Randy Imwalle

A Pumpkin Named Lilly

by Randy Imwalle

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Friday, August 22, 2014

Waiting in line at Ohio State - A Financial Aid Limerick

I stand in the line and wait.
Curious to learn my fate.
Will my loan be approved?
Or am I removed
From the rolls of O-hi-o State?

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Puffin Muffin Limerick for Kids

There once was a silly young puffin
Who stuck his bill in a muffin
To his surprise
It covered his eyes
And he said, "Now I can't see nuffin."

Monday, August 11, 2014

Ohio State vs. Navy - August 30, 2014

The Bucks play Navy in Baltimore
D'you think they'll need the ball to score?
Or will their D
Be all that they need
To make the Midshipmen crawl to shore?

Saturday, August 9, 2014

How Tough is Jimmy Fallon? A Limerick

There's a man in New York named Fallon
Five nights a week he is palin'
With models and actors
And guys on green tractors
But can he defeat a young Shaolin?

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Don't Worry, It's Just A Fruit Bat

There is a young bat named Carrie
At first, she looks a bit scary
But oh, she is quiet
And the food in her diet
Is an orange, an peach, and a berry.

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Danger - Thin Ice - Keep Off!

They warn that the ice is all thin
And they don't  want us all to fall in
But it's 90 degrees
Without any breeze
So I think what I'll do is crawl in.

Monday, August 4, 2014

Disability Parking - Heed the Sign!

Please heed the blue and white sign
With the cool stick-figure design.
Be well-behaved
- That space, it is saved
Or face a big, hefty fine.