A Jock from the Town of Dundee - A Sarony Cigarettes Limerick

A "Jock" from the town of Dundee
Wore his kilts rather high from the knee
Of course you conclude
It was frightfully rude
But his mother still dresses him - see?

Said A Lassie, Whose Name Was Mac Whistle

Said a lassie, whose name was Mac Whistle,
To her laddie "Now sit by this thistle"
Said he " I was ne'er built
To sit down in a kilt!
So I'll stand just a wee while and whistle".

There Was A Young Man Called M'Kie - A Bagpipe Limerick

There was a young man called M'Kie

Who to master the bagpipes did try,

But the neighbors resented,

The music he vented,

And he sleeps in the kirkyard close by.

There Was A Youth Came Frae Scotland

There was a youth came frae Scotland,
And thought himself bonnie and grand;
He said, "Mon, I'm braw,"
But they cried, "Johnny Raw,
Go home with your dirk in your hand."

A Young Scottie Named Sandy

There was a young Scottie named Sandy,

Who went to a pub for a shandy,

He lifted his kilt,

To see what he spilt,

And the barmaid said - blimey - that's handy!