Tuesday, December 14, 2010


If you need a wonderful gift,
For someone, perhaps, you have miffed,
The present that's best,
Is tix to the Fest,
It'll give someone special a lift!

Friday, December 10, 2010


Just listen to what I have to say,
DIF just announced who will play,
The list will excite,
Intrigue and delight,
You'll be there all night and all day.


   Before you get your tree lighted,
See this, you will be delighted,
                              DIF, they did say,
                              The bands who will play,
In August, you will be excited!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Rich Rodriguez

In Ann Arbor is Rodriguez, Rich,
Too bad he can't find his niche,
Screams night and day,
When things don't go his way,
Not beating the Bucks is a bitch.

The Game - Michigan v. Ohio State

There is now a team from Michigan,
To beat OSU is their wish again,
But seven losses straight,
Seems likely their fate,
That vict'ry, those boys, they will miss again.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Ohio State v. Iowa

This team, they played in Iowa City,
Their dream, to be champs, was kinda pretty,
But when they were tested
by the Bucks, they were bested,
And their screams, heard by all, evoked pity

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Joe Paterno - Penn State - Another Opinion

This team, it is coached by Joe Pa,
He's older, and becoming a Slow Pa,
It is common knowledge,
That some in State College,
Would like to tell him to "Go Pa."

Joe Paterno Limerick

This team, it is coached by Joe Pa,
Though older, he's still not Slow Pa,
All over State College,
It is common knowledge,
That tears will flow when there's No Pa.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Ohio State v. Minnesota

There once was a team that wore gold,
They were champs many times we are told,
But in two thousand ten,
They'll run to their den,
When they see the Bucks coming, so bold.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

There Was A Young Lady Called Gwen - A Whisky Limerick

There was a young lady called Gwen,
Who was fearfully attracted to men,
She used to get frisky,
On pink gin and whisky,
And ALWAYS forgot to say "When!"

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Purdue v. Ohio State

Well last week was a tough one to take,
Our win streak the Badgers did break,
But into the 'Shoe
This week it's Purdue,
Let's hope that the Bucks are awake!

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Ohio State v. Wisconsin

From Madison there is a nice team,
To be champs is always their dream,
But on Saturday night,
They'll lose the fight,
The Bucks are as good as they seem.

2010 Cincinnati Reds

There once was a team called the Reds,
In twenty ten they rose from the dead,
And while it is true,
The Phils made them blue,
I see truly great things ahead.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Indiana Hoosiers v. Ohio State Buckeyes

There is now a team from I.U.,
They come now to play in the 'Shoe,
To play the Bucks tough,
Just won't be enough,
A loss is the best they can do.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Eastern Michigan University v. Ohio State University

There once was a bird called the EMU,
Can't recall the last time that he flew,
What's that you say?
It's the Eagles we play?
Well it really only matters what we do.

Monday, September 20, 2010

The Bobkitty v. Brutus

There once was a mascot - Bobkitty,
It came, one day, to our city,
On Brutus it jumped,
But O.U., it was thumped,
And now I can write this short ditty.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Ohio University v. The Ohio State University - Boo Jackson

There once was a man named Boo,
He led the young team from O.U.,
But with Bucks in his face,
He can't finish the race,
And he limped home away from the 'Shoe.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010


The Hurricanes are coming to town,
Swirling winds are blowing around,
But the wind, it will splutter
To no more than a flutter,
The Bucks will be shutting them down!

Thursday, August 26, 2010

THE GAME -- Ohio State v. Michigan

We must have that feeling of bliss again,
To beat them once more is our wish again,
You can't move The Game,
For dollars - that's lame,
We must end the season with Michigan!

Thursday, August 12, 2010

A Wonderful Bird Is The Pelican

A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His mouth will hold more than his belican,
He can hold in his beak,
Enough for a week---
I can't understand how the helican.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Dublin Irish Festival Stout Cures All That Ails You!

The Day - it's finally here,
The men - they're chillin' the beer,
To fix what is troublin' ya',
Get over to Dublin ya',
The cure - a pint of good cheer!

Monday, August 2, 2010


Ask all of your friends and relations,
Are they one of God's best creations?
Go to Dublin to hear,
These young men of good cheer,
This band that is called Seven Nations.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

The Elders - Dayton Celtic Festival

If it's arse kickin' music you need,

Your unending hunger to feed,

No longer be waitin'

Get over to Dayton,

You must see The Elders, indeed!

Monday, July 12, 2010

Dublin Irish Festival

"Listen!" is my small request,
In August, this is the best,
For culture and tunes,
And old Celtic runes,
"To Dublin!" for the Irish Fest.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Yuengling - Since 1829 - Nothing But Limericks

Yuengling's the name of this beer,
It cannot be found 'round here,
But head to the coast,
And then you can boast,
That you drank the brew without peer.

Friday, April 23, 2010

A Man Named Bill

There was a young man named Bill,
Who drank till he made himself ill,
When a policeman asked why,
He said with a sigh,
It's (hic) dreadful how quickly I fill!

Friday, March 26, 2010

Spring Has Sprung

I hear that spring has sprung,

The bee, its sting, has stung,

The grass is now growing,

The wind, always blowing,

And the birdie, its song has sung.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Happy St. Patrick's Day

No Irish heart will ever part,
For memories ever new,
When the dear old hat, shillalah & pipe,
Come from the land where the Shamrock grew.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Saint Patrick Limerick

That Patrick, he is a great one,
His staff, it's surely a straight one,
He drives out the snakes,
While good Christians he makes,
Of Ireland, he is the patron.

Good Beer & Joe Plank

Good beer always tickled Joe Plank,
One evening two gallons he drank,
Then a stranger nearby,
Remarked with a sigh,
Great Scott! That's no man - that's a tank!

Friday, March 5, 2010

Dortmunder Gold - A Beer Limerick

It's not made in Germany, I know,

But give this good lager a go,

You'll be filled with wonder,

When tasting Dortmunder,

Thanks be to Great Lakes Brewing Co.

Friday, February 26, 2010

A Titanic Limerick - The (Gaelic Storm) Movie Version

There once was a ship called Titanic,
The vessel was truly gigantic,
Gaelic Storm they did play,
On that sad, fateful day,
When it sank in the cold, north Atlantic.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Scott Brown, Obama, and the Bankers

No matter what Obama said,
An always blue seat turned red,
To cover his shame,
He needs someone to blame,
"We need all the fat Bankers dead."

Saturday, January 2, 2010

There Was A Young Man Named Love - A Surprise Baby Limerick

There was a young man named Love,
As sweet in his way as a Dove,
One morning he saw,
When he came to the door,
That Glory was sent from above!