tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-40458265853953522572024-03-13T01:33:32.546-04:00Nothing But LimericksMore than just funny poems!Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.comBlogger747125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-90632931398641608032023-11-29T08:28:00.000-05:002023-11-29T08:28:09.323-05:00Could Santa Go Faster In A Car? A Christmas Limerick<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Each of the reindeer's a flyer</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">They pull Santa's sleigh ever higher</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">But why not a car</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">If you want to go far?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">'Cause a sleigh can't get a flat tire!</span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-90305205029514457162023-11-29T08:27:00.000-05:002023-11-29T08:27:15.827-05:00At Christmas - A Vintage Edward Lear Limerick Poem<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">There was an old lady whose folly</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Induced her to sit upon holly</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Whereon, by a thorn</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Her dress being torn</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">She quickly became melancholy.</span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-40412968457755669672023-09-03T13:39:00.004-04:002023-09-03T13:39:29.768-04:00The Cry of the Banshee - Halloween Limerick Poem<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNRtt1ImZSoztE6F_1ZY38q9US9wsV4Ymh38VDMnPy69exCbA98PiUKXMbialVtzWOj5pPJb7TkwWj-3yB29Cx_3t58nnLpI3IiX5SVXAIrO4pbLEfB9XrKCvFJxCGY55HSCSbHIXY2zdhSCC-QdvMP-KDwiKUkGdAY3FY9RFc_qRoBLN-CesWhXKgqPU/s220/Banshee%20image.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="149" data-original-width="220" height="242" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNRtt1ImZSoztE6F_1ZY38q9US9wsV4Ymh38VDMnPy69exCbA98PiUKXMbialVtzWOj5pPJb7TkwWj-3yB29Cx_3t58nnLpI3IiX5SVXAIrO4pbLEfB9XrKCvFJxCGY55HSCSbHIXY2zdhSCC-QdvMP-KDwiKUkGdAY3FY9RFc_qRoBLN-CesWhXKgqPU/w358-h242/Banshee%20image.jpg" width="358" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><span face="Verdana, sans-serif">When you hear the banshee's shrill cry</span><br /><span face="Verdana, sans-serif">A person, high-born, will die</span><br /><span face="Verdana, sans-serif">A murder, quite often</span><br /><span face="Verdana, sans-serif">Is what fills the coffin</span><br /><span face="Verdana, sans-serif">Then under the turf he will lie.</span></span><p></p>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-74367087159410323812020-10-07T13:44:00.000-04:002020-10-07T13:44:25.894-04:00A Squeezy Goblin - Halloween Limericks for Kids<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_Doi9LzDLFkBieQf_hp2qBk-zeoksiotLQAN82i_ex97FeGgOQzg1FMwgHcx5tzwcdlpaJh7p18lIup7CuprC-XsEGI8yxXi6UnEFfwkSS6VBSj6MVEOjXnxhOgx9Een6MpGw565Hc5M/s500/goblin+squeeze+you.+%25282%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="325" data-original-width="500" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_Doi9LzDLFkBieQf_hp2qBk-zeoksiotLQAN82i_ex97FeGgOQzg1FMwgHcx5tzwcdlpaJh7p18lIup7CuprC-XsEGI8yxXi6UnEFfwkSS6VBSj6MVEOjXnxhOgx9Een6MpGw565Hc5M/s320/goblin+squeeze+you.+%25282%2529.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">I hope that this poem will please you,</span><p></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">It is meant, just a little, to tease you,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">Please have no fear,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">If a goblin is near,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">It probably just wants to squeeze you.</span></p>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-20570968186691798652020-08-18T15:49:00.001-04:002020-08-18T15:49:59.662-04:00Saved By A Jack O'Lantern - Halloween Limericks for Kids<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span face="" style="font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>If you hear at your window a "scritch"</b></span><br />
<span face="" style="font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>It could be a goblin or witch</b></span><br />
<span face="" style="font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>On a night black</b></span><br />
<span face="" style="font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>A pumpkin named Jack</b></span><br />
<span face="" style="font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>Might stop a terminal twitch</b></span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-69522231191310727972020-01-02T21:12:00.000-05:002020-01-02T21:12:00.235-05:00Liberty Limericks - An Angler Named Wade<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">"War Bonds," said an angler named Wade,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">"Are the sportingest catch I have made - </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">They'll save us our freedom</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">And then when we need 'em,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">They're good for more cash than we paid!"</span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-20073831264648741972019-12-15T11:04:00.000-05:002019-12-15T11:04:15.273-05:00All Hail the Bells of Yule - Vintage Christmas Postcard<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">All hail the bells of Yule</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">And the golden peel they play</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">May the message they tell</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">As they rise and they swell</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Bring joy to your heart today.</span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-23456532337103597922019-12-13T17:45:00.000-05:002019-12-16T21:52:48.802-05:00The Reason for the Season - A Christmas Limerick<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<span style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Pirate-Named-Molly-Illustrated-Limericks/dp/1481003631/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1365213070&sr=8-9&keywords=limericks+for+kids" target="_blank"><img alt="" border="0" data-original-height="1600" data-original-width="999" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtMOriQVovbPwfKLe9Mh63q2c6avCD9jawvaVH9-ZzsChXINIieFtt7C46pA1yCrKCHSxkt0WstJEV0kKoBvrSUcrdTJSaPG89o7tI0jByVzhgGxm4PAuAxeRJXK2_Z2g3x0saCFM7AUw/s320/Creche+postcard+%25282%2529.jpg" title="The Reason for the Season - A Christmas Limerick" width="199" /></a></span></div>
<span style="background-color: #d9ead3;"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Pirate-Named-Molly-Illustrated-Limericks/dp/1481003631/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1365213070&sr=8-9&keywords=limericks+for+kids" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">I hope that your Christmas is merry,</span></a></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #d9ead3;"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Pirate-Named-Molly-Illustrated-Limericks/dp/1481003631/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1365213070&sr=8-9&keywords=limericks+for+kids" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">And your jolly St. Nick is hairy,</span></a></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #d9ead3;"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Pirate-Named-Molly-Illustrated-Limericks/dp/1481003631/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1365213070&sr=8-9&keywords=limericks+for+kids" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">But remember the reason,</span></a></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #d9ead3;"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Pirate-Named-Molly-Illustrated-Limericks/dp/1481003631/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1365213070&sr=8-9&keywords=limericks+for+kids" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">for this joyous season,</span></a></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #d9ead3;"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Pirate-Named-Molly-Illustrated-Limericks/dp/1481003631/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1365213070&sr=8-9&keywords=limericks+for+kids" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Is Jesus, and Joseph, and Mary.</span></a><br style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13.524px;" /><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><strong><br /></strong></span><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif; font-size: 13.524px;"></span><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Pirate-Named-Molly-Illustrated-Limericks/dp/1481003631/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1365213070&sr=8-9&keywords=limericks+for+kids" target="_blank">From <u><span style="color: black;">A Pirate Named Molly</span></u>, copyright 2013, Randy Imwalle</a></span></span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0Bethlehem31.7053821 35.2024424999999616.1833476000000012 -6.1061515000000384 57.2274166 76.51103649999996tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-1790833852500816162019-12-03T23:02:00.001-05:002019-12-03T23:03:38.172-05:00A Penguin Named McGillicuddy - Winter Limericks for Kids<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">I have a young friend named McGillicuddy</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Whose favorite toy is Silly Putty</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">She thinks it quite nice</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">To sleep on the ice</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">So I guess that makes her my chilly buddy.</span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-40164584498399861322019-11-30T17:45:00.000-05:002019-11-30T17:46:25.868-05:00Carly the Elf Likes Custard - Limericks for Children<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Carly the elf was flustered</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">When she tasted the caramel custard</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Her taste buds rejected</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">The flavor detected</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">---The stuff was stadium mustard!</span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-53373616894219386682019-11-01T16:27:00.000-04:002019-11-01T16:27:44.955-04:00A Gentleman Out In Decatur - Vintage Thanksgiving Limerick Postcard<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: large;">The cost of good living is greater,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Said a gentleman out in Decatur,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">When Thanksgiving came round,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">On inquiry I found,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">He had dined on string beans and potater.</span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-66914105236492123972019-11-01T16:23:00.000-04:002019-11-01T16:23:53.946-04:00A Turkey Named Joe - Thanksgiving Limericks<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">There is an old turkey named Joe</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">He struts wherever he went</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Dumb things that he said</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Made your face turn pink</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">He must be the star of the program</span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-83863596171814387282019-10-27T22:13:00.000-04:002019-10-27T22:14:05.466-04:00The Suave Vampire - Halloween Limericks<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b style="background-color: #d9ead3;">The vampire is a very suave creature</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b style="background-color: #d9ead3;">Was the lesson that Vlad tried to teach her</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b style="background-color: #d9ead3;">"He leaves his coffin</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b style="background-color: #d9ead3;">Just every so often,"</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b style="background-color: #d9ead3;">Said Vlad as he leapt up to reach her.</b></span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0Transylvania, Romania46.1840561 25.22239739999997743.3813966 20.058823399999977 48.9867156 30.385971399999978tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-39253338985935820012019-10-15T23:01:00.001-04:002019-10-15T23:01:47.473-04:00What's That Sound? Halloween Limerick for Kids<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">"What's that!" I said, "Didja hear it?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">It's that sound again, and I fear it."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">But I found that the noise</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Was made by three boys</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Pretending to be a mean spirit.</span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-45331135165383976702019-09-28T00:17:00.000-04:002019-09-28T00:17:42.274-04:00A Pumpkin Named Freddy - Halloween Poems For Kids<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"A pumpkin, I am," said Freddy,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"To be carved with a knife, I am ready</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Since you, I trust</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Warn you, I must</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">My insides are like cold spaghetti."</span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-55065525337792542502019-09-10T16:10:00.000-04:002019-09-10T16:10:09.485-04:00A Geezer Named Bernie - Halloween Skeleton Limerick<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">There once was a geezer named Bernie,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Who started a long, epic journey.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">"I never will stop,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Till I reach the top!"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">But they carried him out on a gurney.</span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0Vermont, USA44.5588028 -72.57784149999997741.6285143 -77.741415499999974 47.489091300000005 -67.41426749999998tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-2730325677769795262019-07-29T22:33:00.000-04:002019-07-29T22:33:05.294-04:00Old Gourmand of Peel - Vintage Limerick Postcard<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">There was an old gourmand of Peel</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Who supped on some escalloped veal</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">The dreams which ensued</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Where so awful, so crude</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">They'd have frightened, well, you know - the de'il!</span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-90747827480497012902019-03-18T05:00:00.000-04:002019-03-18T05:00:04.117-04:00Vintage Schweppes Tonic Water Advertising Limerick<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Said a bandmaster, "Wilson, you're sacked!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Since you took to Scheppes tonic you've cracked</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Twenty drumsticks, and split</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Seven drums. I submit</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">That such force should be tempered with tact."</span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-35012813400763533702019-02-26T20:27:00.000-05:002019-02-26T20:27:04.052-05:00St. Patrick's Day Guinness Limerick<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: large;">'Tis sure we'll be wearing the green,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">When the calendar says March seventeen,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">We'll be happy when in us,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Are pints of black Guinness,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Try some, you'll know what we mean.</span><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"> </span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0Dublin, Ireland53.3498053 -6.260309699999993453.0463133 -6.9057566999999933 53.6532973 -5.6148626999999935tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-60922341577196502822019-02-26T20:19:00.000-05:002019-02-26T20:19:43.935-05:00Irish Pig Limerick for St. Patrick's Day <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: large;">Through the fog, I saw a fat pig</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Hop on the end of a twig,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">The scene was a blur,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">So I'm not really sure,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">But I thing he was dancing a jig!</span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-27766297876331872942019-01-25T21:00:00.000-05:002019-01-25T21:00:03.098-05:00Temperance Limerick Postcard - The Snake in the Grass<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">You have heard of the snake in the grass</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">The terrible snake in the grass</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">But now you must know</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Man's deadliest foe</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Is the venomous snake in the glass.</span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-47694598357048254752019-01-24T22:46:00.002-05:002019-01-24T22:48:08.607-05:00The couple from Gloucester, lost 'er - Vintage limerick<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">An old couple living in Gloucester</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Had a beautiful girl, but they loucester</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">She fell from a yacht</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">And never the spacht</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Could be found where the cold waves had toucester.</span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0Gloucester, MA, USA42.6159285 -70.66198880000001742.429015500000006 -70.984712300000012 42.8028415 -70.339265300000022tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-61628951673487195292018-12-16T21:56:00.000-05:002018-12-16T21:56:21.263-05:00The Reason for the Season - A Christmas Limerick<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">I hope that your Christmas is merry,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">And your jolly St. Nick is hairy,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">But remember the reason,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">For this happy season,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Is Jesus, and Joseph, and Mary.</span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-21298699587874833672018-12-14T16:04:00.002-05:002018-12-16T21:34:10.663-05:00A Snowman Named Garrett - Winter Limerick for Kids<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">There was a young snowman named Garrett</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Whose mother gave him a carrot</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">With tears in his eyes</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">He cried out in surprise</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"And you say that you want me to wear it?"</span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045826585395352257.post-36082408853908617732018-12-08T17:48:00.001-05:002018-12-08T17:48:34.375-05:00An Elf Named Moll - Vintage Christmas Limerick<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">There was a young elf named Moll</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Who purchased a new parasol</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">With a handle so long</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">That she had to be strong</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Or she couldn't have lugged it at all.</span>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.com0