Friday, December 19, 2014

A Reindeer Named Yannick - Funny Christmas Poem

Christmas Limerick for Kids
There once was a reindeer named Yannick
Who traveled at speeds supersonic
But heights made him shake
So he needed to take
A spoonful of peppermint tonic.

Thursday, December 18, 2014

How Far Can You Throw a Christmas Tree? A Xmas Limerick Poem

How far can you throw a tree?
Just enter the contest and see.
Crossed fingers for luck
Then give it a chuck
And shout to the heavens with glee!

Friday, December 12, 2014

A Snowman Named Finn - Funny Winter Limerick Poems

There once was a snowman named Finn
Each day, he grew much more thin
Then one sunny day
He just melted away
But we all will remember his grin.

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Elsa and the Snow Flurry - Winter Limericks for Kids

When Elsa saw the first flurry
At once, she started to scurry
"I'm getting too old
To handle the cold,"
She said as she found something furry.

Monday, December 8, 2014

So Now, Five Armies Will Battle - The Hobbit Movie - A Limerick (B is for Bilbo)

So now, Five Armies will battle,
To see who controls Smaug's chattel.
Can B. find a way,
To settle the fray,
Or will he sneak out and skedaddle?

Saturday, December 6, 2014

You Are Fired! A Lazy Elf Limerick - Christmas Poems for Kids

An elf with a red pointed hat,
Loved to talk, to eat, and to chat.
He'd rather make noise,
Than help to make toys,
And Santa just cannot have that!

Ohio State v. Wisconsin - Big Ten Championship - A Limerick

From Madison there is a nice team,
To be champs is always their dream,
But on Saturday night,
They'll lose the fight,
The Bucks are as good as they seem.

A Wren That Made Santa Its Hero - Christmas Limericks For Kids

A wren that made Santa its hero
Stayed north till the weather was zero
And when Santa appeared
Snuggled warm in his beard
It rode south to Rio Janeiro

Monday, December 1, 2014

An Old Elf from Nantucket - A Christmas Limerick Poem

Irish Santa Limerick
There is an old elf from Nantucket
He carries his harp in a bucket
When I asked him why
He gave this reply,
"It makes it so easy to pluck it!