Monday, February 29, 2016

Only John Kasich Can Trump Hillary in November - A Limerick

Arnold Schwarzenegger endorses John Kasich for President.  Taken at the Franklin Park Conservatory in Columbus, Ohio, USA on March 6, 2016.

The Debates have been quite the spectacle
But we need someone who's respectable
John Kasich's the man
With the Beat Clinton Plan
Let's vote for the one who's electable.

Saturday, February 27, 2016

John Kasich for President - A Limerick Poem

When voting for the U.S. President
The White House's very next resident
The answer is basic
Just vote for John Kasich
With this good advice I'm not hesitant.

Friday, February 26, 2016

Won't You Come Up To Limerick? A Limerick

How do you get there, you query?
To find out you simply ask Siri.
Limerick's the name
Of the town that's your aim.
But is this the way? I'm leery.

Monday, February 22, 2016

A Maid Demure - Vintage Leap Year Limerick Postcard

A Maid Demure - Vintage Leap Year Limerick Postcard
This is a Maid demure.
She wants a man for sure.
She's had one or two,
But they will not do,
So another she'll try to secure.

Friday, February 19, 2016

The Frightened Lion - Vintage Walter Crane Limerick

A Bullfrog according to rule
Sat a-croak in his usual pool
And he laughed in his heart
As a lion did start
In a fright from the brink like a fool.

Imaginary fears are the worst.

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Hercules & The Waggoner - A Vintage Walter Crane Limerick

When the God saw the Waggoner kneel,
Crying, "Hercules! Lift me my wheel,
From the mud where 'tis stuck!"
He laughed - "No such luck;
Set your shoulder yourself to the wheel."

The gods help those who help themselves.