Sunday, June 12, 2016

CSI Limerick



A suspect had planned to come clean

Re: the evidence found at the scene


His lawyer urged silence

Concerning the violence


CSI then, the facts, had to glean.

Thursday, June 2, 2016

An Old Woman of Wilts - Vintage Limerick Postcard

There was an old woman of Wilts
Who went up to Scotland on stilts
When they said, "Oh how shocking
To show so much stocking."
She replied, "You should see me in kilts!"