It's Spring! Let's Play Ball - A Baseball Limerick

We've not heard this sound since last fall,

The winter, has cast its gray pall,

Spring is now here,

Grab a dog and a beer,

And wait for the shout, "Play Ball!"

A Cincinnati Reds - Joey Votto Limerick

The Reds have a player, we know,
Who alone can steal the show,
Having J. Votto,
Beats winning the Lotto,
To the Series, it's next that they'll go!

2010 Cincinnati Reds

There once was a team called the Reds,

In twenty ten they rose from the dead,

And while it is true,

The Phils made them blue,

I see truly great things ahead.

2009 Cincinnati Reds

There's baseball in Cinci, its said,

The hats that they wear, they are red,

But in two thousand and nine,

They're not raising their stein,

All the players are hurtin' or dead!