Saturday, December 31, 2011

DUBLIN IRISH FESTIVAL HAS THE SECRET TO BEAT SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER!

There is a good man in this town,
But the cold and the snow brings him down,
His memories - the best,
The Dub Irish Fest,
Recalling - he loses the frown.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

A Nasty Old Grinch - Christmas Limerick


If he acts like a nasty old grinch,
And the sight of him makes you flinch,
Treat him with kindness,
Perhaps you will mind less,
Though his heart grows not even an inch.

Friday, December 2, 2011

The Reason for the Season - Christmas Limerick

I hope that your Christmas is merry,
And your jolly St. Nick is hairy,
But remember the reason,
for this joyous season,
Is Jesus, and Joseph, and Mary.

From A Pirate Named Molly, copyright 2013, Randy Imwalle

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Thanksgiving Limericks - The Cost Of Good Living Is Greater

The cost of good living is greater,
Said a gentleman out in Decatur,
When Thanksgiving came round,
On inquiry I found,
He had dined on string beans and potater.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Joe Paterno Limerick

Penn State is led by Joe Pa
The question - what did you know Pa
It is common knowledge
That some in State College
Are pleading, Say It Ain't So Pa

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Linus, Sally, and the Great Pumpkin - A Halloween Limerick

Our Linus and Sally did wait
In the patch, for the Pumpkin, Great
But as Sally feared
It never appeared
And a candy-less night was their fate.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Witch's Brew - Vintage Halloween Limerick


Bedazzled by the likes of you

So charmed by all you say and do

On Halloween Day

You blew me away

Heck. . . blame it on the witch's brew!

Friday, September 16, 2011

An Ohio State - Miami Football Limerick

This week the Bucks play the 'Canes
For both - there've been many pains
Folks intelligible
Call this the Ineligi-bowl
Reputations for both - full of stains.

Friday, September 9, 2011

An Ohio State - Toledo Football Limerick

Their hands they keep in their pockets
This team that they call the Rockets
They'll go to the 'Shoe
In their helmets of blue
Watch their eyes pop out of their sockets.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

An Ohio State - Akron Limerick

The forecast from this old fan's lips
This week when the Bucks host the Zips
Won't coat it with saccharine
We'll whup up on Akron
Unless our young team gets the yips.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

A DUBLIN IRISH FESTIVAL STOUT LIMERICK



The Day - it's finally here,
The men - they're chillin' the beer,
To fix what is troublin' ya',
Get over to Dublin ya',
The cure - a pint of good cheer!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

THANKS TO KILLIAN'S FOR SUPPORTING THE DUBLIN IRISH FESTIVAL

Here now's a short little tale

Concerning a tasty red ale

The name - it's Killian's

Its fans - there's millions

Buy it where fine beer's for sale.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Uncle Sam - Fourth of July Limerick.

There is now this grand old guy
His birthday's the Fourth of July
His name's Uncle Sam
And he does give a damn
His spirit you cannot deny.

Friday, June 17, 2011

A Dublin Irish Festival - The Tossers Limerick

I really don't care what you thunk
The best bands are Irish and punk
The Tossers, e.g.
Are a band you must see
And it's completely your choice to be drunk.

Monday, May 30, 2011

A Sad, But Necessary Day - Jim Tressel Resigns

The Captain of the Bucks' football vessel,
With his conscience he surely did wrestle,
He did break a rule,
So for the good of the school,
Our coach is no longer Jim Tressel.

Monday, May 23, 2011

A Memorial Day Limerick

We're sitting here tweeting and friending,
So let's just stop all the pretending,
The freedoms we use,
Are easy to lose,
So honor those who've died defending.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

SAY IT AIN'T SO JIM! A Jim Tressel Limerick


Some folks think Tressel's a liar,
I say there's smoke and there's fire,
With Herbie now gone,
"For Sale" in his lawn,
Maybe Kirk'll sell his house to U. Meyer.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

A Good Friday - Easter Limerick

When the guilt of sin does seize us,
We should turn to our brother, Jesus,
His death on the cross,
Was truly a loss,
But the miracle on Easter - it frees us.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Thad Matta

The Bucks are coached by The Thadness,
He fills the fans with much gladness,
And now starts the journey,
The end of year tourney,
Otherwise known as March Madness.


Monday, March 7, 2011

The Irish Trilogy - Part Three - St. Patrick's Day Smithwick's Limerick

'Tis sure I'll be wearing the green,
When the calendar says March seventeen,
To help me to think,
It Smithwick's I drink,
Just try some, you'll know what I mean.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

The Irish Trilogy - Part Two - St. Patrick's Day Harp Lager Limerick


'Tis sure I'll be wearing the green,
When the calendar says March seventeen,
I'll drink a few Harp,
'Til my wits become sharp,
Just try some, you'll know what I mean.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

The Irish Trilogy - Part One - St. Patrick's Day Guinness Limerick

'Tis sure we'll be wearing the green,
When the calendar says March seventeen,
We'll be happy when in us,
Are pints of black Guinness,
Try some, you'll know what we mean.
                      

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Dublin's St. Patrick's Day Parade Limerick

Everyone loves a parade,
And the marchers are set and arrayed,
Whether lass or laddy,
They honored St. Paddy,
The crowd?  They all clapped and hurrayed.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Lisa, Please Be Mine!


There've been ups and downs, it is true,
And it often appears I've no clue,
So just hear me say,
On this special day,
That I really and truly love you!

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

The Sugar Bowl Promise


Coach Tressel made the Five say
They'd stay if they wanted to play,
The promise, of course,
Coach could not enforce,
But the Five - they decided to stay.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

The Whine and Cheese Crowd and Brady Hoke

When they heard that M hired this bloke,
A rube who is named Brady Hoke,
The whine and cheese crowd,
lamented aloud,
Please say this is all a big joke!

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Welcome Back Brady Hoke

There once was a team that was broke,
So they hired a coach named Hoke,
But the job gave him pause,
The reason?  Because
The coach before was a joke.

Monday, January 3, 2011

The Sugar Bowl Five Limerick


                           Jim Tressel had something to say,
To  the Five who decided to stray,
To  play in the  Bowl,
Like your friend Brian Rolle,
You  must  now agree that you'll stay.