Friday, August 31, 2012

Another Clint Eastwood - Mitt Romney Limerick

The pols work for us, Clint said
You must use your heart and your head
Barack's chance, he did blow
So we must let him go
Your vote for Mitt Romney, Clint pled

A Clint Eastwood - Mitt Romney - Republican Convention Limerick

Clint is The Man With No Name
And he has, as you know, perfect aim
While he rambled a bit
He's voting for Mitt
He won't take four more years of the same

Older and Wiser? A Budweiser Limerick

When younger, I did drink Budweiser,
To myself, I indeed, was no miser,
But I drank it too fast,
And often got trashed,
So now - am I older but wiser?

Thursday, August 30, 2012

A Romney - Ryan Limerick

If our country's mess has you cryin'
And Obama's "plan" you're not buyin'
To get Barack out
Just heed the shout
Vote for these two -- Romney - Ryan

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

The Bucks Under Coach Urban Meyer (An Ohio State - Miami Football Limerick)

The Bucks under Coach Urban Meyer
Will play like their hair is on fire
Let's hope that the Red Hawks
Don't end up as Dead Hawks
Who would build their funeral pyre?

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

A Budweiser Beer Limerick

Hopheads think this beer's a dud,
For others, their favorite, it's Bud,
Wiser folks say,
Just drink what you may,
Your beer doesn't make you a stud.

Monday, August 27, 2012

I Sit And I Think About Drinking

I sit and I think about drinking,
I hear ice plink and glass clinking,
Why wonder why
My soul gets so dry -
I just order and drink without thinking.

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Said Father Stork Wisely One Day - Leather Limerick Postcard

Said Father Stork wisely one day
Our stock in trade's getting passe
For Kids no one cares
They all want Teddy Bears
So I'll order some in right away

Thursday, August 23, 2012

The Hobbit Movie - A Limerick

Said Gandalf to a hobbit named Bilbo,
I would like to know if you will go,
With dwarves thirteen,
To a mountain unseen,
He did, and thus joined Thorin Co.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

There Was A Youth Came Frae Scotland

There was a youth came frae Scotland,
And thought himself bonnie and grand;
He said, "Mon, I'm braw,"
But they cried, "Johnny Raw,
Go home with your dirk in your hand."

Monday, August 20, 2012

A Paul Ryan Limerick

So Mitt picked this kid called Paul Ryan
The Right's very pleased - no lyin'
On November six
We'll all make our picks
And I think that the Dems will be cryin'

Sunday, August 19, 2012

A Joey Votto - Cincinnati Reds Limerick

The Reds - they can win without Votto
In fact, they have been very hot - oh!
When Joey comes back
Just watch him attack
It will be just like winning the Lotto

Saturday, August 18, 2012

OSU Buckeyes v. Miami Redskins - RedHawks --A Football Limerick

The Bucks start the year with the RedHawks
Who should change their name to the Fred Hawks
An alias might hide
The fear that's inside
Because soon they will be the Dead Hawks

Thursday, August 16, 2012

A Gay Old Sport Is The Seagull - A Limerick

A gay old sport is the SEAGULL
This particular one is a HEGULL
He goes on long flights
For days and for nights
It's kind of hard on his wife the SHEGULL

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

By Superfluous Underwear Docking

By superfluous Underwear docking
The Ladies, the Public are shocking
For the Directoire Dress
Shows (we're bound to confess)
Even more of the FORM than the Stocking.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

A Wonderful Bird is the Pelican - A Limerick

A wonderful bird is the Pelican
His mouth will hold more than his Belican
He can hold in his beak
Enough for a week - 
I can't understand how the Helican