Thursday, November 30, 2017

There Was A Young Lady Named Dolly - Vintage Christmas Limerick Postcard


There was a young lady named Dolly
Who exclaimed, "I do so love holly
But if you must know
I prefer mistletoe
For to kiss underneath it is jolly."

Saturday, November 11, 2017

There Once Was a Pie Named Trish - Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie Limericks

There once was a pie named Trish
She happily sat in a dish
Pumpkin and spice
And everything nice
Made Trish completely delish!

Sunday, November 5, 2017

There Was An Old Farmer Named Frankie - Thanksgiving Turkey Limerick

There is an old farmer named Franky,
His mistake at the gate made him cranky,
Since he left it ajar,
The turkey ran far,
And he blew his big nose in his hanky.

Saturday, November 4, 2017

There Is an Old Bird Named Nancy - Thanksgiving Limerick Poem for Kids

There is an old bird named Nancy
Try as she might, she can't see
Her life passed her by
In the blink of an eye
And she no longer has the man's fancy.