Wednesday, August 28, 2013

A Football Widow Limerick

It was worse than the young Mrs. feared
Her husband had just disappeared
'Twas Sunday at one
But where was her hon?
Dismayed, she thought, "This is weird."

She found him in front of the telly
Chips and a beer on his belly
He said, "We've no meat
In the fridge for to eat
Would you make a quick trip to the deli?"   

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