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Saturday, October 31, 2015

Which Turkey to Take? A Thanksgiving Limerick for Kids

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The man had a tough choice to make
Which of the birds should he take?
Both turkeys looked good
But he thought that he should
Take the jenny instead of the jake.

(A jenny is a young female turkey.  

A jake is a young male turkey.)
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Monday, October 26, 2015

A Wraith by the Name of McKay - Halloween Limericks for Kids

Halloween 2015
A wraith by the name of McKay
Liked to lead trick-or-treaters astray
The kids started to cry
When he floated by
But the wind came and blew him away.
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Tuesday, October 13, 2015

All Hallow's Eve Limerick - Speechless with Fear

At the end of October each year
When All Hallow's Eve is near
The blowing leaves crackle
And old witches cackle
And I'm almost speechless with fear!
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A PIRATE NAMED MOLLY - 56 Limericks for Kids - Makes a great gift! Now at Amazon

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