A Memorial Day Limerick

We're sitting here tweeting and friending,
So let's just stop all the pretending,
The freedoms we use,
Are easy to lose,
So bless those who've died defending.

Does Anything Rhyme With "Orange"? - Two Limericks

"Orange" is a hard word to rhyme
I think of it all of the time
Although Eminem
Does claim five of them
"Door hinge" is simply a crime

I stared at the squeaky, old door hinge
The hue of a rotting old orange
I jumped out of the way
When I heard it say
"My name is Sir Edward G. Porrindge."

Man In Atchison Vintage Limerick Postcard

There was a man in Atchison
Whose trousers had rough patchison
He found them great
He'd often state
To scratch those parlor matchison.

A Girl From Montauk - Vintage Limerick Postcard

There was a young girl from Montauk
Who went with a drummer to wauk
His mustache was strange
And when met a close range
It somewhat impeded their tauk.

There Once Was A Funny, Pink Fairy - Limericks for (and by) Kids

There once was a pretty, pink fairy
For breakfast, she ate just one cherry
She then went to school
And jumped in the pool
Then jumped on her good friend named Larry.

Thanks to Mrs. Neff's students!

Limerick Riddle for Kids

Whether blue, or brown, or white
I usually hide out of sight
Keep me safe for a while
And maybe you'll smile
When what's inside of me takes flight.