Rich Rodriguez - Part 3

'Though he wasn't a "Michigan Man,"

The new coach came in with a plan,

His name is Rodriguez,

The team does what he says,

But his results should be trashed in the can.

Rich Rodriguez - Part 2

The man, he came from WVU,

His job, to coach the maize and blue,

The fans now debate,

What should be his fate,

It appears he hasn't a clue.

The Team From Up North

There is now a team from Michigan,

To beat OSU is their wish again,

But losing six straight,

Seems likely their fate,

That vict'ry, those boys, they will miss again.

Rich Rodriguez

In Ann Arbor is Rodriguez, Rich,

Too bad he can't find his niche,

Screams night and day,

When things don't go his way,

Not beating the Bucks is a bitch.

A Young Scottie Named Sandy

There was a young Scottie named Sandy,

Who went to a pub for a shandy,

He lifted his kilt,

To see what he spilt,

And the barmaid said - blimey - that's handy!