A Reindeer Named Yannick - Funny Christmas Poem

There once was a reindeer named Yannick
Who traveled at speeds supersonic
But heights made him shake
So he needed to take
A spoonful of peppermint tonic.

How Far Can You Throw a Christmas Tree? A Xmas Limerick Poem

How far can you throw a tree?
Just enter the contest and see.
Crossed fingers for luck
Then give it a chuck
And shout to the heavens with glee!

A Snowman Named Finn - Funny Winter Limerick Poems

There once was a snowman named Finn
Each day, he grew much more thin
Then one sunny day
He just melted away
But we all will remember his grin.

Elsa and the Snow Flurry - Winter Limericks for Kids

When Elsa saw the first flurry
At once, she started to scurry
"I'm getting too old
To handle the cold,"
She said as she found something furry.

So Now, Five Armies Will Battle - The Hobbit Movie - A Limerick (B is for Bilbo)

So now, Five Armies will battle,
To see who controls Smaug's chattel.
Can B. find a way,
To settle the fray,
Or will he sneak out and skedaddle?

You Are Fired! A Lazy Elf Limerick - Christmas Poems for Kids

An elf with a red pointed hat,
Loved to talk, to eat, and to chat.
He'd rather make noise,
Than help to make toys,
And Santa just cannot have that!

Ohio State v. Wisconsin - Big Ten Championship - A Limerick

From Madison there is a nice team,

To be champs is always their dream,

But on Saturday night,

They'll lose the fight,

The Bucks are as good as they seem.

A Wren That Made Santa Its Hero - Christmas Limericks For Kids

A wren that made Santa its hero
Stayed north till the weather was zero
And when Santa appeared
Snuggled warm in his beard
It rode south to Rio Janeiro

An Old Elf from Nantucket - A Christmas Limerick Poem

There is an old elf from Nantucket
He carries his harp in a bucket
When I asked him why
He gave this reply,
"It makes it so easy to pluck it!

1931 Peter Paul Mounds Candy Bar Limerick Contest

A wonderful BAR is the MOUNDS
Even though it can stack on the pounds
We can thank PETER PAUL
For having the gall
Even though I'm now BIGGER Around!

There Once Was A Turkey Named Brock - Thanksgiving Limericks For Children

There once was a turkey named Brock
He proudly led his whole flock
But he just couldn't see
Their grim destiny
And they all ended up in a wok

A Turkey Named Harry - Thanksgiving Poems for Kids

There once was a turkey named Harry
Of all human men, he was wary
A man with a knife
Tried to shorten his life
So he lives all alone on the prairie.

A Turkey Named Grace - Funny Thanksgiving Limericks for Kids

There once was a turkey named Grace
Who could trot at a pretty good pace
Farmer Brown turned his head
So Grace ran and fled
And was gone without leaving a trace.

Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving - A Limerick

The leaves are now down from the trees
All scattered and blown by the breeze
We ask for God's blessing
(And give thanks for Mom's dressing)
And say, "Pass the roast turkey please!"

A Turkey Named Dobler - Funny Thanksgiving Limericks for Kids

There once was a turkey named Dobler
His buddies all called him "The Gobbler"
But he was not able
To stay off the table
And he lay beside the peach cobbler.

Thanksgiving Pie Recipe and Eating How-To-Guide

If you ask what's my favorite pie
Here is my standard reply
Pumpkin and spice
Is truly quite nice
But apple always catches my eye.

But pecan's always good too
So here's what I like to do
Eat one slice of each
(Yes chocolate and peach)
And berry; straw-, black-, and blue-.

Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe Guide - A Limerick

Turkeys are not hard to cook
At least if you have the right book
Get expert advice
On cook times and spice
Just buy a good cookbook and look!

A Teen Ghoul Named McDimple - Halloween Limericks for Kids

There was a teen ghoul named McDimple
Who thought scaring kids would be simple
He'd moan and he'd groan
Just like he was shown
But the children just stared at his pimple!

Scary Ghost Limerick for Kids

When I saw the two ghosts outside
I admit that I nearly cried
I was so afraid
That the ghostly parade
Would leave me no place to hide!

Haunted House Limerick for Children

The stairs are cracked and creaky
The doors are warped and squeaky
The ghoul in my sight
Fills me with fright
And makes my body all leaky.

The Miniature Ghost - Halloween Limericks for Kids

Jack didn't know what to do
When the miniature ghost yelled, "Boo!"
The sound that it made
Didn't make Jack afraid
It was like a young pigeon's soft coo.

Bobbing for Apples - Limerick Contest - Saturday Evening Post

Kay's dress was cute and frilly
The water was dark and chilly
But she closed her eyes
And bobbed for the prize
And made all the boys look silly.

Trick or Treat Costume Limerick for Weiners

There once was a hot dog named Feeney
Who constantly ate ripe zucchini
On 10/31
He put on a bun
And went as a big Halloweenie.

Halloween Wizard Limerick Postcard

Were I a Wizard with a Wand
I'd wave it over you
And all of your troubles
Should turn into bubbles
And all of your Hopes come true.

A Wizard, The Count J.R. Doyle - Halloween Limerick

A wizard - the Count J.R. Doyle
Wanted to make a gargoyle
He used the right quotient
When he mixed the potion
But just couldn't make the jar boil!

There Once Was A Witch - So Chic A Halloween Limerick

There once was a witch - so chic;
She never, to mortals, did speak.
She wore fancy clothes,
Had a beautiful nose,
And her hair was shiny and sleek.

But her heart was evil and black;
She needed the world out-of-whack.
She cast a foul potion
Into the ocean,
And made all the starfish go, "Quack."

A Goblin Named Zeke - Halloween Limerick for Children

There is a young goblin named Zeke
He loves to make children scream, "Eek!"
He hides in your toys
And then makes a noise
So close your eyes tight and don't peek.

The Reaper is Wary and Fickle - A Halloween Limerick

The Reaper is wary and fickle
As he glides with his cape and sickle
With no face to smile
(Been dead for awhile)
He's a very hard guy to tickle.

A Goblin Named Max - A Halloween Alto Sax Limerick

Now let me just tell you the facts
About a young goblin named Max
Each afternoon
He played a short tune
On his grandfather's old alto sax.

A Chimp Named Francisco - Limerick Poem

There once was a chimp named Francisco
Who loved to eat gooey Crisco
When given the chance
He'd laugh and then dance
The waltz, the tango, and disco.

Vintage Cream of Wheat Halloween Ghost Limerick

Said a ghost who was pale and transparent
"I should eat Cream of Wheat," it's apparent
But it's so nutritious
I'd get too ambitious
And leave my old haunts . . .  so I daren't!"

An Ogre Named Knute - Limericks for Kids

There was a young ogre named Knute,
Who wanted to learn the flute.
He tried and he tried,
But failed, then cried.
He just couldn't make the thing toot.

Cried A Witch To Her Cat - We Must Go -- Halloween Limericks

Cried a witch to her cat - We must go
And visit these people belo
Who say that they doubt us
Yet can't do without us
They're the most inconsistent I kno

Classic Halloween Limerick Postcard for Kids

This is the night when Spooks and Things
Are trailing round, you know
When Owls hoot
And Goblins scoot
And witches come and go

Hallowe'en Night - A Vintage Limerick Postcard

If your conduct is proper and right
Then the spooks, on Hallowe'en night
Should they happen to call
Will not harm you at all
And the witches will quickly take flight

The Schoolma'am - Vintage Limerick Postcard

She is the one of whom all are afraid
And her speech is "I must be obeyed!"
She keeps down the lid
On the poor little kid
And she lives and will die an old maid.

I Hope You Will Not Be Afraid (Vintage Halloween Postcard Limericks)

I hope you will not be afraid

If the Witches you see on paraid

They are excellent folk

But delight in a jolk

For that's just the way they are maid

A Scarecrow Named Kyle - Halloween Limericks for Kids

There once was a scarecrow named Kyle
Who roamed the green fields for a while
Till he met pumpkin Kate
Standing next to the gate
And turned her sad frown to a smile.

An Old Man of the Dee - Vintage Edward Lear Limerick

There was an Old Man of the Dee,
Who was sadly annoyed by a Flea;
When he said, "I will scratch it!"
They gave him a hatchet,
Which grieved that Old Man of the Dee.

Spooks Upon Halloween Night - Vintage Limerick Postcard

If your conduct is proper and right
Then the Spooks upon Halloween Night
Should they happen to call
Will not harm you at all
And witches will quickly take flight.

A Jock from the Town of Dundee - A Sarony Cigarettes Limerick

A "Jock" from the town of Dundee
Wore his kilts rather high from the knee
Of course you conclude
It was frightfully rude
But his mother still dresses him - see?

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Waiting in line at Ohio State - A Financial Aid Limerick

I stand in the line and wait.
Curious to learn my fate.
Will my loan be approved?
Or am I removed
From the rolls of O-hi-o State?

Puffin Muffin Limerick for Kids

There once was a silly young puffin
Who stuck his bill in a muffin
To his surprise
It covered his eyes
And he said, "Now I can't see nuffin."

Ohio State vs. Navy - August 30, 2014

The Bucks play Navy in Baltimore
D'you think they'll need the ball to score?
Or will their D
Be all that they need
To make the Midshipmen crawl to shore?

How Tough is Jimmy Fallon? A Limerick

There's a man in New York named Fallon
Five nights a week he is palin'
With models and actors
And guys on green tractors
But can he defeat a young Shaolin?

A Pumpkin Named Lilly - 56 Limericks for Kids, Vol. 2

Did you hear the kids' deafening cheer?
Part 2 is finally here!
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Is wonderful, really,
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Don't Worry, It's Just A Fruit Bat

There is a young bat named Carrie
At first, she looks a bit scary
But oh, she is quiet
And the food in her diet
Is an orange, an peach, and a berry.

Danger - Thin Ice - Keep Off!

They warn that the ice is all thin
And they don't  want us all to fall in
But it's 90 degrees
Without any breeze
So I think what I'll do is crawl in.