Vintage St. Patrick's Day Limericks -1910 Likewise Limericks

For Saint Patrick, Mike wears a cravat,
Also proves for his saint he stands pat;
For you see at a glance,
At the base of his pants,
Where he wears on each foot a green spat.

At St. Patrick's Ball - Vintage Limerick

At St. Patrick's Ball young McCarrell
Once appeared in orange apparel;
The costume was tasty,
But exit was hasty;
He had to walk home in a barrel.

Bridget and Patrick - Vintage Limerick

There once was a lively combat
'Twixt Bridget and Patrick whereat
Said Bridget, "I'll stand
Most any husband
But, hang me, I'll never stand Pat."

A Very Great Lady Of Yore

A very great lady of yore
Once cared scarce a fig what she wore;
She cared even less
How the others might dress
And her name was just Eve - nothing more.

A Tippler Tending His Thirst - Vintage Beer Limerick

Said a tippler while tending his thirst,
"I could swallow good beer till I burst."
Said a temperance dame -
"It is always the same, -
The best beer is as bad as the worst."