St. Patrick's Day Guinness Limerick

'Tis sure we'll be wearing the green,

When the calendar says March seventeen,

We'll be happy when in us,

Are pints of black Guinness,

Try some, you'll know what we mean.

                      

Temperance Limerick Postcard - The Snake in the Grass

You have heard of the snake in the grass
The terrible snake in the grass
But now you must know
Man's deadliest foe
Is the venomous snake in the glass.

Here's to the girl I love - A vintage leather-postcard limerick

Here's to the girl I love

I wish that she were nigh

If drinking beer

Would bring her here

I'd drink the whole place dry

Bacon and Egg Limerick

Of the ways you can be awakened
By alarm, with music, or shakened
The thing I like best
To stir me from rest
Is to be toasted, and egged, and baconed.

A Gallant Young Soldier Named Copps

A gallant young soldier named Copps
Was told by a maiden named Stopps
Your uniform's neat
Your kisses are sweet
But your breath smells a trifle like hops!

A Young Man From The South - A Drinking Limerick

There was a young man from the south
Who seldom opened his mouth
Unless he had call
To drink a high ball
And to him it was always a drouth

Here's Hoping The Cincinnati Reds Don't Lose Their Opener!

Yes, baseball is finally here
Today's the first game of the year
Let's root for a win
'Cause it'd be a sin
If they lost and can't open the beer!

A Tippler Tending His Thirst - Vintage Beer Limerick

Said a tippler while tending his thirst,
"I could swallow good beer till I burst."
Said a temperance dame -
"It is always the same, -
The best beer is as bad as the worst."

A Golden Pheasant Beer Limerick

It would make a mighty fine present
Memories of it are quite pleasant
It's easy to savor
The simple beer flavor
Of Dakota brewed Golden Pheasant.

The Praises of Beer (Wooden Shoe Lager)

I sing the praises of beer,

To everyone able to hear,

Hops, barley and yeast,

Good water, not least,

To all who imbibe - good cheer!

Hey Mabel, Another Black Label!

There once was a waitress named Mabel,

She'd come to you at your table,
With a smile and a wink,
She'd ask, "What'll you drink?"
For me, it was Carling's Black Label.

Older and Wiser? A Budweiser Limerick

When younger, I did drink Budweiser,

To myself, I indeed, was no miser,

But I drank it too fast,

And often got trashed,

So now - am I older but wiser?

A DUBLIN IRISH FESTIVAL STOUT LIMERICK

The Day - it's finally here,
The men - they're chillin' the beer,
To fix what is troublin' ya',
Get over to Dublin ya',
The cure - a pint of good cheer!

THANKS TO KILLIAN'S FOR SUPPORTING THE DUBLIN IRISH FESTIVAL

Here now's a short little tale

Concerning a tasty red ale

The name - it's Killian's

Its fans - there's millions

Buy it where fine beer's for sale.

The Irish Trilogy - Part Three - St. Patrick's Day Smithwick's Limerick

'Tis sure I'll be wearing the green,
When the calendar says March seventeen,
To help me to think,
It Smithwick's I drink,
Just try some, you'll know what I mean.

The Irish Trilogy - Part Two - St. Patrick's Day Harp Lager Limerick

'Tis sure I'll be wearing the green,
When the calendar says March seventeen,
I'll drink a few Harp,
'Til my wits become sharp,
Just try some, you'll know what I mean.

Dublin Irish Festival Stout Cures All That Ails You!

The Day - it's finally here,

The men - they're chillin' the beer,

To fix what is troublin' ya',

Get over to Dublin ya',

The cure - a pint of good cheer!

Yuengling - Since 1829 - Nothing But Limericks

Yuengling's the name of this beer,

It cannot be found 'round here,

But head to the coast,

And then you can boast,

That you drank the brew without peer.

Good Beer & Joe Plank

Good beer always tickled Joe Plank,

One evening two gallons he drank,

Then a stranger nearby,

Remarked with a sigh,

Great Scott! That's no man - that's a tank!

Dortmunder Gold - A Beer Limerick

It's not made in Germany, I know,

But give this good lager a go,

You'll be filled with wonder,

When tasting Dortmunder,

Thanks be to Great Lakes Brewing Co.