Here's to the girl I love - A vintage leather-postcard limerick

Here's to the girl I love

I wish that she were nigh

If drinking beer

Would bring her here

I'd drink the whole place dry

There Was A Young Lady of Lucca - Vintage Leather Postcard Limerick

There was a young lady of Lucca

Who said when your lovers forsook her

"Oh I've no regrets

I'll take my castanets

And play and dance a cachuca!"

Leather Limerick Postcard - There Was A Young Girl From Cohoes

There was a young girl from Cohoes,
Who kept all her coin in her hose.
Her increasing wealth
Made her fearful of stealth
--How would you like to be the watchman?

Said Father Stork Wisely One Day - Leather Limerick Postcard

Said Father Stork wisely one day
Our stock in trade's getting passe
For Kids no one cares
They all want Teddy Bears
So I'll order some in right away