Don't Worry About The Bad Guys - A Barack Obama Limerick

When Barack first saw a spy drone,
He said, "I must have my own.
Don't bother with bail,
Or lawyers or jail,
'Cause into small bits they'll be blown."

The Nobel Prize Committee to Barack Obama - New Classic

They gave him the prize Nobel,
Their view of the world to sell,
You're just one in the world,
Stars & Stripes, keep it furled,
To belong, just do as we tell.

Barack Obama and Harry Reid - Budget - Debt Ceiling Limericks

There once was a guy named Barry
He had a good friend, Reid, Harry
"Forward!" they said
With a budget in red
Does nobody else find this scary?

Obama Scares Me The Most - A Hallowe'en Presidential Debate Limerick

A goblin, a witch, or a ghost,
Which creature scares you the most?
What causes me fright
This third debate night
Is hearing the president boast.

Obama And Libya - A Limerick

First, he told a small fib-ia
Then, he was merely glib-ia
Now five weeks later
The master debater
Is still telling lies about Libya

Joe Biden Has Done It Again (Biker Chick)

Joe Biden has done it again
Like a rooster after a hen
It's a bad photo op
When the biker says stop
Joe never knows when to say when

A Clint Eastwood - Mitt Romney - Republican Convention Limerick

Clint is The Man With No Name
And he has, as you know, perfect aim
While he rambled a bit
He's voting for Mitt
He won't take four more years of the same

Obama and the Banks

He says that the banks should lend more,

So we Americans can spend more,

Go grab your plastic,

Let's do something drastic!

Go buy a GE or Kenmore.