Ohio State v. Oregon - Football National Championship - Guess the Score

The Bucks and the Ducks are in it
Which team do you think will win it?
Both teams can score
But who will get more?
They might need point 8 points a minute?

60 minutes x .8 ppm = 48 points

Ohio State - Oregon National Championship Uniforms - A Limerick

There is a nice team from Eugene
They often wear unis of green
I do not know why
They decided to try
All white, with a horrible sheen.

Ohio State National Championship Limerick

The Bucks played the Tide and won
And now the Southeastern is done
But it'll be war again
When the Bucks play Oregon
I think that these playoffs are fun.

Ohio State v. Wisconsin - Big Ten Championship - A Limerick

From Madison there is a nice team,

To be champs is always their dream,

But on Saturday night,

They'll lose the fight,

The Bucks are as good as they seem.

Ohio State vs. Navy - August 30, 2014

The Bucks play Navy in Baltimore
D'you think they'll need the ball to score?
Or will their D
Be all that they need
To make the Midshipmen crawl to shore?

An Ohio State - *ichigan Football Li*erick

There is now a tea* fro* *ichigan
To beat OSU is its wish again
But the tea* under Hoke
See*s *ore like a joke
The vict'ry, that tea*, it will *iss again.

A Limerick Message From Brutus Buckeye to Fighting Illini Fans

There once was a team from Illinois,

Their fans, this message, it will annoy,

The orange may fight,

From morning till night,

But the vict'ry will be ours to enjoy.

Thanksgiving NFL Football Limerick

After all the roast turkey's been et,
And you've downed all the pie you can get,
Find a soft chair,
Plop yourself there,
And turn on that old t.v. set.

Ohio State Versus Purdue - A College Football Limerick

We'll see what the Bucks can do
This week when they play at Purdue
With Miller and Hyde
On the offensive side
Points they'll score in a slew.

On D, I have a concern
That our boys continue to learn 
Their covers and gaps
And then just perhaps
Another green leaf they will earn.

Ohio State - Florida A & M Football Limerick

So this week it's Florida A & M
Some wonder why we are playing them
The point spread is fifty
And the Rattlers are thrifty
Its $ 900 K we are paying them.

Ohio State - California Football Limerick

So this week the Bucks play at Cal
Will we get to hear the Bears growl?
Or will they be tame
By the end of the game
And meekly throw in the towel?

A Football Widow Limerick

It was worse than the young Mrs. feared
Her husband had just disappeared
'Twas Sunday at one
But where was her hon?
Dismayed, she thought, "This is weird."

She found him in front of the telly
Chips and a beer on his belly
He said, "We've no meat
In the fridge for to eat
Would you make a quick trip to the deli?"   

F Is For Football - A Vintage Limerick

F is for football - berated
By many for limbs mutilated;
And it isn't alone
The busting a bone,
But having the thing Medicated!

The College Girl

Of football she talks like a sport,

And rooting and cheering's her forte,

Whichever side wins,

She's sure of "frat" pins,

For she's really a very good sort.

Ohio State Michigan Football Limerick

There is now a team from Michigan,

To beat OSU is their wish again,

But losing it late,

Seems likely their fate,

That vict'ry, those boys, they will miss again.

An Urban Meyer - Ohio State Limerick - AN UPDATE

The Bucks have hired U. Meyer
Thus sating Buck Nation's desire
His record is great
But the question of late -
Is does he still have the fire?

The answer is yes.

Though A Young Man Of Football Physique - Vintage 1906 Limerick

Though a young man of football physique,
His heart was exceedingly wique,
While he much loved the maid
He was so afraid
That he hadn't the courage to spique.

Ohio State Buckeyes Football Limerick

The football season is here,

The Bucks have reason to cheer!

Our band, we're so proud,
And the roar of the crowd,

It's always so pleasin' to hear,

The Bucks Under Coach Urban Meyer (An Ohio State - Miami Football Limerick)

The Bucks under Coach Urban Meyer
Will play like their hair is on fire
Let's hope that the Red Hawks
Don't end up as Dead Hawks
Who would build their funeral pyre?

OSU Buckeyes v. Miami Redskins - RedHawks --A Football Limerick

The Bucks start the year with the RedHawks
Who should change their name to the Fred Hawks
An alias might hide
The fear that's inside
Because soon they will be the Dead Hawks