There Was A Tough Sheriff Named Schlutter - Limericks for Kids

There was a tough sheriff named Schlutter
He fancied himself a great shooter
But when push came to shove
He was meek as a dove
And he pushed himself home on his scooter.

St. Patrick's Day Cake For Cops - Saturday Evening Post Limerick Contest

The frosting, of course, is bright green
On the most perfect cake you have seen
On St. Paddy's Day
Maggie wanted to say
Thanks to precinct thirteen.

St. Patrick's Day Cake - Saturday Evening Post Limerick Contest

Mrs. Mary O'Leary did bake
A green-frosted shamrock cake
For those dressed in blue
Who protect me and you
And risk life and limb for our sake.

Police Officer Limerick

The Policeman will always retreat
And foot it up some other street
Whene'er there's a fight
He's right out of sight
And not be found on his beat.