Saturday, June 29, 2013

An Uncle Sam - Fourth of July - Independence Day Limerick

There is now this grand old guy
His birthday's the Fourth of July
His name's Uncle Sam
And he does give a damn
His spirit you cannot deny.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

A Happy Anniversary Limerick

We've been hitched for 27 years
Of work, and laughter, and tears.
And I'm praying for
27 more
Years of smiles, and sunshine, and cheers.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Saturday Evening Post Limerick Contest - The Babysitter

The sitter - she sat on a stool

In the shade, with a drink, to stay cool

But hot was the man

With the bottle in pan

He just simply felt like a fool.

Friday, June 21, 2013

The Frugal Scots Bugler - A Vintage Limerick - Ogden Nash

A bugler named Douglas MacDougal
Found ingenious ways to be frugal
He learned how to sneeze
In different keys
Thereby saving the price of a bugle.

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Classic Cannibal Limerick

A trader named Sandy MacVeetie,
With cannibal King signed a treaty;
In a glass of gin-sling,
MacV toasted the king,
And then the king - toasted MacVeetie!

Thursday, June 13, 2013

A Harry Potter - Hermione Granger Limerick

There was a young girl named H. Granger
Her pals always got her in danger
She finally learned
After being thrice burned
That a witch shouldn't talk to a stranger!

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

In Egypt, There Was An Old Pharaoh - A Limerick

In Egypt, there was an old pharaoh,
For sport, he shot high an arrow,
Straight up in the air,
With never a care,
Though he skewered an innocent sparrow.

Friday, June 7, 2013

A Fine, Red Balloon - Limericks for Kids

I once knew a fine, red balloon
Its dream - to float to the moon
So one warm spring night
It started its flight
With luck, it'll be there quite soon.

Monday, June 3, 2013

Win A Free Copy of A PIRATE NAMED MOLLY at Goodreads

If you want to win a free book
At this link, you must take a look
And make yourself jolly
It'll be worth the time that it took!

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Vintage Limericks - A Fellow Named Hall

There was a young fellow named Hall
Who fell in the spring in the fall
'T'would have been a sad thing
If he'd died in the spring
But he didn't - he died in the fall.