Classic Cannibal Limerick

A trader named Sandy MacVeetie,
With cannibal King signed a treaty;
In a glass of gin-sling,
MacV toasted the king,
And then the king - toasted MacVeetie!

Fine Young Cannibal Needs Nexium Fast! A Limerick

A cannibal felt rather ill
Right after having eaten his fill
Two Yanks that had gout
And one sour Kraut
Left him needing a small purple pill.

The Cannibal's Pot - A Limerick

A fellow was in a fine stew
And he did not know what to do
It was getting hot
In the cannibal's pot
If he didn't get out he was through.