I've Got No Pajamas For Bed . . . - Statler Hotel Advertising Limerick

"I've got no pajamas for bed . . ."
Sighed a guest, but our clerk proudly said,
"Take this overnight kit,
There's pajamas in it-
. . . Would you like a nice nightshirt instead?"

If You Think That We're Cocky And Boastful - Statler Hotel Vintage Advertising Limericks

If you think that we're cocky and boastful
Of the hundreds of ways that we're hostful
The Statlers will show you
The reasons we know you
Will find that of comforts we're most full!

Vintage Advertising Limericks - Statler Hotels

One evening we heard our phone tinkle,
Cried a lady: "My dress is a-wrinkle!"
So we quickly took heed
Of this most pressing need,
And sent up an iron in a twinkle.

Non-Allergic Pillow Limerick - Statler Hotels

Take one Statler guest - Mr. Brown,
When he said, "I'm allergic to down,
It makes me feel ill . . . oh!"
We gave him a pillow,
The most non-allergic in town!