A Turkey Named Joe - Thanksgiving Limericks

There is an old turkey named Joe
He struts wherever he went
Dumb things that he said
Made your face turn pink
He must be the star of the program

No Such Thing As Bad Publicity

A fellow refused to eat crow
No matter the facts that we know
An obvious error
Caused him no terror
It was all just a part of the show.

The Vice Presidential Debate - A Limerick

So now it is Biden and Ryan
Most think Joe can win without tryan
But Paul knows his stuff
And can call Biden's bluff
Let's hope neither one ends up cryan.

Joe Biden Has Done It Again (Biker Chick)

Joe Biden has done it again
Like a rooster after a hen
It's a bad photo op
When the biker says stop
Joe never knows when to say when

There Once Was A Man Named Joe Biden - A Limerick

There once was a man named Joe Biden,
That Amtrak train he was ridin',
V. P. he was made,
"No dumb comments" they prayed,
But his foot, in his mouth, it keeps slidin'.