A Turkey Named Joe - Thanksgiving Limericks

There is an old turkey named Joe
He struts wherever he went
Dumb things that he said
Made your face turn pink
He must be the star of the program

The Little Hunter - Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Limerick

Here's something that you rarely see
A bird caused a hunter to flee
The boy dropped his gun
And started to run -
Who knew how tough turkeys could be?

There Was An Old Farmer Named Frankie - Thanksgiving Turkey Limerick

There is an old farmer named Franky,

His mistake at the gate made him cranky,

Since he left it ajar,

The turkey ran far,

And he blew his big nose in his hanky.

There Is an Old Bird Named Nancy - Thanksgiving Limerick Poem for Kids

There is an old bird named Nancy

Try as she might, she can't see

Her life passed her by

In the blink of an eye

And she no longer has the man's fancy.

A Turkey Named Stephen - Thanksgiving Limericks for Kids

There was a young turkey named Stephen
Who saw all the turkey moms grievin'
Their jennys and jakes*
Were served on big plates
So he yelled, "Hold the door, I'm leavin'!"

*A jenny is a young, female turkey,
A jake is a young, male turkey.

How To Cook A Turkey - A Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe Limerick

Well first you need a big turkey
From there it gets a bit murky
To stuff it or not?
And make sure that it's hot!
But cook it too long and it's jerky.

Which Turkey to Take? A Thanksgiving Limerick for Kids

The man had a tough choice to make
Which of the birds should he take?
Both turkeys looked good
But he thought that he should
Take the jenny instead of the jake.

(A jenny is a young female turkey.  
A jake is a young male turkey.)

There Once Was A Turkey Named Brock - Thanksgiving Limericks For Children

There once was a turkey named Brock
He proudly led his whole flock
But he just couldn't see
Their grim destiny
And they all ended up in a wok

A Turkey Named Harry - Thanksgiving Poems for Kids

There once was a turkey named Harry
Of all human men, he was wary
A man with a knife
Tried to shorten his life
So he lives all alone on the prairie.

A Turkey Named Grace - Funny Thanksgiving Limericks for Kids

There once was a turkey named Grace
Who could trot at a pretty good pace
Farmer Brown turned his head
So Grace ran and fled
And was gone without leaving a trace.

Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving - A Limerick

The leaves are now down from the trees
All scattered and blown by the breeze
We ask for God's blessing
(And give thanks for Mom's dressing)
And say, "Pass the roast turkey please!"

A Turkey Named Dobler - Funny Thanksgiving Limericks for Kids

There once was a turkey named Dobler
His buddies all called him "The Gobbler"
But he was not able
To stay off the table
And he lay beside the peach cobbler.

Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe Guide - A Limerick

Turkeys are not hard to cook
At least if you have the right book
Get expert advice
On cook times and spice
Just buy a good cookbook and look!

A How To Cook A Turkey Limerick

Three hundred and fifty degrees
Will cook your ol' bird with ease.
But watch when you shove in
The bird in the oven.
Take care not to cough or to sneeze.

A Pilgrim - Indian First Thanksgiving Limerick

Two boys went hunting one autumn
The sound of a turkey, it brought 'em
Face-to-face with the bird
Whose gobble they heard
So they readied, they aimed, and they shot 'em!

A Turkey Named Mabel - Thanksgiving Limerick for Kids

There once was a turkey named Mabel
To fly, she was simply unable
But the gate wasn't barred
So she ran very hard
And thereby avoided the table!

A Turkey Named Drew - Thansksgiving Limericks for Kids

There once was a turkey named Drew
Who ran with more speed than he flew
When the gate was ajar
He sprinted quite far
And kept himself out of the stew.

A Turkey Named Dunn - A Thanksgiving Limerick

There once was a turkey named Dunn
Thanksgiving, for him, wasn't fun
He was the main source
Of dinner, of course
And when it was through, he was done.

The Jenny and The Jake - A Thanksgiving Turkey Limerick

The man had a tough choice to make
Which of the birds should he take?
Both turkeys looked good
But he thought that he should
Take the jenny instead of the jake.

(A jenny is a young female turkey.  
A jake is a young male turkey.)

Talking Turkey - A Thanksgiving Limerick

The turkey's a talkative bird?
That's what I've always heard.
But I've never heard chatter
From one on a platter.
I think the whole notion's absurd!