Carly the Elf Likes Custard - Limericks for Children

Carly the elf was flustered
When she tasted the caramel custard
Her taste buds rejected
The flavor detected
---The stuff was stadium mustard!

An Elf Named Moll - Vintage Christmas Limerick

There was a young elf named Moll
Who purchased a new parasol
With a handle so long
That she had to be strong
Or she couldn't have lugged it at all.

An Elf Named Piper - A Christmas Limerick Poem for Kids

There was a young elf named Piper
At Christmas, she always got hyper
What was the reason
For her crazy season?
She was the lead candy-cane striper.

An Elf Named Glitter - A #Twitter Christmas Limerick

There once was an elf named Glitter
Who loved to tweet tweets on her twitter
But this broke a rule
(Santa being old-school)
And the loss of her phone made her bitter.

A Young Elf Named Doyle - Funny Christmas Elf Limerick for Kids

There was a young elf named Doyle
Who covered his ears in tin foil.
When friends asked him why
He said in reply.
"It saves them from dust, dirt, and oil."

An Elf Named Rory - Christmas Limerick Poem for Kids

There was a vain elf named Rory

Who wanted to hog all the glory

He claimed with much noise

That he made all the toys

But we know that wasn't the story.

A Confused Young Elf From Norway - Funny Winter Poem for Kids

A confused, young elf from Norway
Stood in the midst of the doorway
He didn't know
Which way to go
He wanted to know what would Thor say?

There Once Was an Elf from Perth - Chirstmas Poem for Kids

There once was an elf from Perth
Who was rather well-known for his girth
He ate Turkish Delight
All day and all night
Till he was as big as the earth!

An Elf From Helsinki - Winter Poem for Kids

There once was an elf from Helsinki
He picked at his nose with his pinkie
But when it got stuck
His friend muttered, "Yuck."
And went back to eating his Twinkie.

An Elf Named Jangles - Christmas Poem for Children

There was a young elf named Jangles
Whose hair was always in tangles
But she didn't care
'Cause she liked to wear
Ribbons, and bows, and bangles.

An Elf Named McWeezer - Funny Christmas Limerick Poem for Kids

There was a young elf named McWeezer
His job was to clean Santa's freezer
It's sad, but it's true
His nose, it turned blue
He was, we know now, quite the sneezer.

An Elf Named Lou - Christmas Poem for Kids

There once was an elf named Lou
He made the best holiday stew
The one secret spice
That made it so nice
Was dust from Santa's left shoe!

You Are Fired! A Lazy Elf Limerick - Christmas Poems for Kids

An elf with a red pointed hat,
Loved to talk, to eat, and to chat.
He'd rather make noise,
Than help to make toys,
And Santa just cannot have that!

An Old Elf from Nantucket - A Christmas Limerick Poem

There is an old elf from Nantucket
He carries his harp in a bucket
When I asked him why
He gave this reply,
"It makes it so easy to pluck it!

An Elf Named Steve - Silly Christmas Limerick Poems for Kids

There is an old elf named Steve
Who has a big job Christmas Eve
His single issue?
- Give Santa a tissue
So Claus doesn't sneeze on his sleeve!

An Elf Named Simon - Christmas Limerick Poems for Children

A wee, little elf named Simon
With a star, the tree he was climbin'
He did not stop
Till he reached the top
And the star, it shined like a diamond.

An Elf Named Wyatt - An Elf Limerick for Kids

A grumpy old elf named Wyatt
Told all the young elves to be quiet
He gave them a glare
With his very best stare
But the youngsters continued their riot!

An Elf Named Pearl - Limerick Poems for Kids

There was a young elf named Pearl,
She loved to eat chocolate swirl,
When her friends did buy
Her a life-time supply,
You could say she was one happy girl!

An Elf Named Ellie - Christmas Limerick Poems for Kids

There once was an elf named Ellie
Who liked to eat food that was smelly
Limburger cheese
And garlic-soaked peas
Felt awfully good in her belly.

An Elf Named Maria - Limericks for Kids

There once was an elf named Maria
Who had a brilliant idea
When she was late
Instead of a plate
She used a white-corn tortilla.