How Far Can You Throw a Christmas Tree? A Xmas Limerick Poem

How far can you throw a tree?
Just enter the contest and see.
Crossed fingers for luck
Then give it a chuck
And shout to the heavens with glee!

There Once Was a Man up a Tree - Vintage Postcard Limerick

There once was a man up a tree
Who was horribly bored by a bee
When they said, "Does it buzz?"
He replied, "Yes it does!
It's a regular brute of a bee."

An Elf Named Simon - Christmas Limerick Poems for Children

A wee, little elf named Simon
With a star, the tree he was climbin'
He did not stop
Till he reached the top
And the star, it shined like a diamond.

A Vintage Riddle Limerick - In Summer . . .

In summer much clothing I wear
Birds all love to nest in my hair
But when cold it grows
I throw off my clothes
And sleep in the frigid night air.