A Snowman Named Garrett - Winter Limerick for Kids

There was a young snowman named Garrett
Whose mother gave him a carrot
With tears in his eyes
He cried out in surprise
"And you say that you want me to wear it?"

A Confused Young Elf From Norway - Funny Winter Poem for Kids

A confused, young elf from Norway
Stood in the midst of the doorway
He didn't know
Which way to go
He wanted to know what would Thor say?

A Reindeer Named Peter - Funny Winter Poem for Kids

There once was a reindeer named Peter
He drank chocolate milk by the liter
Burgers & fries
And hot apple pies
He was the North Pole's best eater.

A Snowman Named Vince - Funny Winter Poem for Kids

There once was a snowman named Vince
But no one has talked to him since
Without any sound
He ate a whole pound
Of super-hot cinnamon mints!

A Snowman Named Finn - Funny Winter Limerick Poems

There once was a snowman named Finn
Each day, he grew much more thin
Then one sunny day
He just melted away
But we all will remember his grin.

Elsa and the Snow Flurry - Winter Limericks for Kids

When Elsa saw the first flurry
At once, she started to scurry
"I'm getting too old
To handle the cold,"
She said as she found something furry.

Frosty The Snowman - Winter Limericks for Kids

Frosty had a magical hat
On the top of his head it sat
With the hat he could walk
Sing songs and talk
And his friends were all happy with that!

(Thanks Daniel and Luke)

A Snowflake Named Fleury - Limericks For Children

There once was a snowflake named Fleury
She fluttered around in a hurry
She stayed on the run
And hid from the sun
'Cause heat was her greatest worry.

A Sled Named Bob - Funny Limericks for Kids

There once was a sled named Bob
Carrying kids down the hill was his job
The deeper the snow
The faster he'd go
If he ever got beat, he'd sob.

A Snowball Named Jill - Winter Limericks For Kids

There once was a snowball named Jill
She wanted to roll down the hill
Down from the top
She never did stop
I suppose she is rolling down still.

Winter Limericks For Kids - A Fir Tree Named Doug

There once was a fir tree named Doug
He bore the north wind with a shrug
With nothing to show
But a blanket of snow
He was snug as a bug in a rug.