Vintage Cream of Wheat Halloween Ghost Limerick

Said a ghost who was pale and transparent
"I should eat Cream of Wheat," it's apparent
But it's so nutritious
I'd get too ambitious
And leave my old haunts . . .  so I daren't!"

Cream of Wheat Limerick - An Infant Named Ethelbert Wyatt

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An infant named Ethelbert Wyatt,

For the first solid food in his diet,

Got smo-o-o-th "Cream of Wheat"

Said he, "It's replete

With flavor and nourishment, try it!"

A Certain Young Lady From Wheeling - Cream of Wheat Advertising Limerick

A certain young lady from Wheeling,

Said, "Here is a taste most appealing!

I just love 'Cream of Wheat'

And you simply can't beat

That wonderful 'Cream of Wheat' feeling!"