A Lad by the Name of Dermot - Limericks for Kids

A lad by the name of Dermot
Wanted to live like a hermit
His ma said he shouldn't
The cops said he couldn't -
He lacked the proper permit.

A Man From Adare - Irish Limericks for Kids

There was an old man from Adare
In the morn, he had not a care
No need to rush
For a comb or a brush
On his head, he had not a hair.

But he did have a hare on his head
At least, that's what he said
'Cause it was his habit
To wear a small rabbit
As soon as he got out of bed!

A Priest From Belfast - An Irish Priest Limerick

A priest from the town of Belfast
Wrote sermons that he could tell fast
"Our God's Ten Rules
Are not just for fools
Obey, or you'll go to hell fast."

A Man from Cork - An Irish Limerick for Kids

There was an old man from Cork
He was known as a bit of a dork
He knew his utensil
Wasn't a pencil
But was it a spoon or a fork?

Happy St. Patrick's Day

No Irish heart will ever part,

For memories ever new,

When the dear old hat, shillalah & pipe,

Come from the land where the Shamrock grew.