A Priest From Belfast - An Irish Priest Limerick

A priest from the town of Belfast
Wrote sermons that he could tell fast
"Our God's Ten Rules
Are not just for fools
Obey, or you'll go to hell fast."

Bells O'er Belfast - A Christmas Limerick (With a Nod to the Irish Rovers)

When you hear the bells o'er Belfast
You pray that the peace there will last
Perhaps the bells' pealing
Will help with the healing
And the past will remain in the past.