A Priest From Belfast - An Irish Priest Limerick

A priest from the town of Belfast
Wrote sermons that he could tell fast
"Our God's Ten Rules
Are not just for fools
Obey, or you'll go to hell fast."

There Once Was A Pious Young Priest - Vintage Limericks

There once was a pious young priest
Who lived almost wholly on yeast
"For," he said, "It is plain
We must all rise again
And I want to get started, at least."