Linus, Sally, and the Great Pumpkin - A Halloween Limerick

Our Linus and Sally did wait
In the patch, for the Pumpkin, Great
But as Sally feared
It never appeared
And a candy-less night was their fate.

Witch's Brew - Vintage Halloween Limerick

Bedazzled by the likes of you

So charmed by all you say and do

On Halloween Day

You blew me away

Heck. . . blame it on the witch's brew!

An Ohio State - Miami Football Limerick

This week the Bucks play the 'Canes
For both - there've been many pains
Folks intelligible
Call this the Ineligi-bowl
Reputations for both - full of stains.

An Ohio State - Toledo Football Limerick

Their hands they keep in their pockets
This team that they call the Rockets
They'll go to the 'Shoe
In their helmets of blue
Watch their eyes pop out of their sockets.

An Ohio State - Akron Limerick

The forecast from this old fan's lips
This week when the Bucks host the Zips
Won't coat it with saccharine
We'll whup up on Akron
Unless our young team gets the yips.

A DUBLIN IRISH FESTIVAL STOUT LIMERICK

The Day - it's finally here,
The men - they're chillin' the beer,
To fix what is troublin' ya',
Get over to Dublin ya',
The cure - a pint of good cheer!

THANKS TO KILLIAN'S FOR SUPPORTING THE DUBLIN IRISH FESTIVAL

Here now's a short little tale

Concerning a tasty red ale

The name - it's Killian's

Its fans - there's millions

Buy it where fine beer's for sale.

Uncle Sam - Fourth of July Limerick.

There is now this grand old guy
His birthday's the Fourth of July
His name's Uncle Sam
And he does give a damn
His spirit you cannot deny.

A Dublin Irish Festival - The Tossers Limerick

I really don't care what you thunk
The best bands are Irish and punk
The Tossers, e.g.
Are a band you must see
And it's completely your choice to be drunk.

A Sad, But Necessary Day - Jim Tressel Resigns

The Captain of the Bucks' football vessel,
With his conscience he surely did wrestle,
He did break a rule,
So for the good of the school,
Our coach is no longer Jim Tressel.

A Memorial Day Limerick

We're sitting here tweeting and friending,
So let's just stop all the pretending,
The freedoms we use,
Are easy to lose,
So honor those who've died defending.

SAY IT AIN'T SO JIM! A Jim Tressel Limerick

Some folks think Tressel's a liar,
I say there's smoke and there's fire,
With Herbie now gone,
"For Sale" in his lawn,
Maybe Kirk'll sell his house to U. Meyer.

A Good Friday - Easter Limerick

When the guilt of sin does seize us,
We should turn to our brother, Jesus,
His death on the cross,
Was truly a loss,
But the miracle on Easter - it frees us.

Thad Matta

The Bucks are coached by The Thadness,
He fills the fans with much gladness,
And now starts the journey,
The end of year tourney,
Otherwise known as March Madness.



The Irish Trilogy - Part Three - St. Patrick's Day Smithwick's Limerick

'Tis sure I'll be wearing the green,
When the calendar says March seventeen,
To help me to think,
It Smithwick's I drink,
Just try some, you'll know what I mean.

The Irish Trilogy - Part Two - St. Patrick's Day Harp Lager Limerick

'Tis sure I'll be wearing the green,
When the calendar says March seventeen,
I'll drink a few Harp,
'Til my wits become sharp,
Just try some, you'll know what I mean.

Dublin's St. Patrick's Day Parade Limerick

Everyone loves a parade,

And the marchers are set and arrayed,

Whether lass or laddy,

They honored St. Paddy,

The crowd?  They all clapped and hurrayed.

Please Be My Valentine

There've been ups and downs, it is true,

And it often appears I've no clue,

So just hear me say,

On this special day,

That I really and truly love you!

The Sugar Bowl Promise

Coach Tressel made the Five say

They'd stay if they wanted to play,

The promise, of course,

Coach could not enforce,

But the Five - they decided to stay.

The Whine and Cheese Crowd and Brady Hoke

When they heard that M hired this bloke,

A rube who is named Brady Hoke,

The whine and cheese crowd,

lamented aloud,

Please say this is all a big joke!

Welcome Back Brady Hoke

There once was a team that was broke,

So they hired a coach named Hoke,

But the job gave him pause,

The reason?  Because

The coach before was a joke.

The Sugar Bowl Five Limerick

                           Jim Tressel had something to say,

To  the Five who decided to stray,

To  play in the  Bowl,

Like your friend Brian Rolle,

You  must  now agree that you'll stay.

DUBLIN IRISH FESTIVAL TICKET PACKAGES MAKE GREAT CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!

If you need a wonderful gift,

For someone, perhaps, you have miffed,

The present that's best,

Is tix to the Fest,

It'll give someone special a lift!

2011 DUBLIN IRISH FESTIVAL ENTERTAINMENT ANNOUNCED

Just listen to what I have to say,

DIF just announced who will play,

The list will excite,

Intrigue and delight,

You'll be there all night and all day.

THE DUBLIN IRISH FESTIVAL ANNOUNCES ITS INITIAL 2011 ENTERTAINMENT LINEUP!

   Before you get your tree lighted,

See this, you will be delighted,

                              DIF, they did say,

                              The bands who will play,

In August, you will be excited!

Rich Rodriguez

In Ann Arbor is Rodriguez, Rich,

Too bad he can't find his niche,

Screams night and day,

When things don't go his way,

Not beating the Bucks is a bitch.

The Game - Michigan v. Ohio State

There is now a team from Michigan,

To beat OSU is their wish again,

But seven losses straight,

Seems likely their fate,

That vict'ry, those boys, they will miss again.

Ohio State v. Iowa

This team, they played in Iowa City,

Their dream, to be champs, was kinda pretty,

But when they were tested

by the Bucks, they were bested,

And their screams, heard by all, evoked pity

Joe Paterno - Penn State - Another Opinion

This team, it is coached by Joe Pa,
He's older, and becoming a Slow Pa,
It is common knowledge,
That some in State College,
Would like to tell him to "Go Pa."



Joe Paterno Limerick

This team, it is coached by Joe Pa,
Though older, he's still not Slow Pa,
All over State College,
It is common knowledge,
That tears will flow when there's No Pa.



Ohio State v. Minnesota

There once was a team that wore gold,

They were champs many times we are told,

But in two thousand ten,

They'll run to their den,

When they see the Bucks coming, so bold.

There Was A Young Lady Called Gwen - A Whisky Limerick

There was a young lady called Gwen,

Who was fearfully attracted to men,

She used to get frisky,

On pink gin and whisky,

And ALWAYS forgot to say "When!"

Purdue v. Ohio State

Well last week was a tough one to take,

Our win streak the Badgers did break,

But into the 'Shoe

This week it's Purdue,

Let's hope that the Bucks are awake!



Ohio State v. Wisconsin

From Madison there is a nice team,

To be champs is always their dream,

But on Saturday night,

They'll lose the fight,

The Bucks are as good as they seem.

2010 Cincinnati Reds

There once was a team called the Reds,

In twenty ten they rose from the dead,

And while it is true,

The Phils made them blue,

I see truly great things ahead.

Indiana Hoosiers v. Ohio State Buckeyes

There is now a team from I.U.,

They come now to play in the 'Shoe,

To play the Bucks tough,

Just won't be enough,

A loss is the best they can do.