An Ohio State - Miami Football Limerick

This week the Bucks play the 'Canes
For both - there've been many pains
Folks intelligible
Call this the Ineligi-bowl
Reputations for both - full of stains.

MIAMI v. OHIO STATE

The Hurricanes are coming to town,

Swirling winds are blowing around,

But the wind, it will splutter

To no more than a flutter,

The Bucks will be shutting them down!