A Sad, But Necessary Day - Jim Tressel Resigns

The Captain of the Bucks' football vessel,
With his conscience he surely did wrestle,
He did break a rule,
So for the good of the school,
Our coach is no longer Jim Tressel.

SAY IT AIN'T SO JIM! A Jim Tressel Limerick

Some folks think Tressel's a liar,
I say there's smoke and there's fire,
With Herbie now gone,
"For Sale" in his lawn,
Maybe Kirk'll sell his house to U. Meyer.

The Sugar Bowl Promise

Coach Tressel made the Five say

They'd stay if they wanted to play,

The promise, of course,

Coach could not enforce,

But the Five - they decided to stay.

The Sugar Bowl Five Limerick

                           Jim Tressel had something to say,

To  the Five who decided to stray,

To  play in the  Bowl,

Like your friend Brian Rolle,

You  must  now agree that you'll stay.