Othello - Shakespeare in Limerick

There once was a man named Othello
An outrageously jealous old fellow
When they told him some lies
Quite green turned his eyes
And like a great bull he did bellow

A Girl Named Julie - A Limerick

There was a young girl named Julie
She fell in love madly and truly
But her beau Bart
Broke her poor heart
He treated her badly and cruelly.

Perloo and the Zombie - A Hallowe'en Limerick

It sure was one heckova scene
At the party held last Hallowe'en
The zombie was told
By Perloo the Bold
To give back Godiva her spleen.

Mary Pary Pinder - Classic Children's Limerick

Mary Pary Pinder

Peeped through the winder

Mother come

And smacked her bum

And cut her little finger

A Space Between Every Word - A Handwriting Limerick

A space between every word
Is the rule that we always heard
This rule is good
Obey it, you should
Causewordsruntogetherareblurred.

I Can Stare If I Want To

A child may look at its mother
A man may look at his brother
A cat at a queen
A kid at a dean
And we may all look at each other!

The Old Man Is Snoring

It's raining quite hard - it's pouring
The tired old man is snoring
Got into bed
And bumped his head
And couldn't get up in the morning!

The Hobbit - A Limerick

A hobbit who lived in the Shire
Liked to sit before his warm fire
So then just imagine
When he saw the dragon
In a rage, full of wrath and of ire.

A Cincinnati Reds - Joey Votto Limerick

The Reds have a player, we know,
Who alone can steal the show,
Having J. Votto,
Beats winning the Lotto,
To the Series, it's next that they'll go!

The Cannibal's Pot - A Limerick

A fellow was in a fine stew
And he did not know what to do
It was getting hot
In the cannibal's pot
If he didn't get out he was through.

A Limerick A Day?

I remember hearing me say,
"I will post a new limerick each day."
Yeah, I missed a few
So here's what I'll do
I'll put this one up if I may.

A LEGO Limerick

A kid was trying to stack
His LEGOS - red, yellow and black
Though his effort was great
He could not lay them straight
His tower was way out-of-whack.

Now Available at Barnes & Noble, Amazon, and Createspace - Limericks for Children

There once was a guy named Randy
He thought rhyming words were dandy
His young daughter Kate?
Her pictures were great!
They hope that you keep their book handy.

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A Vintage Riddle Limerick - In Summer . . .

In summer much clothing I wear
Birds all love to nest in my hair
But when cold it grows
I throw off my clothes
And sleep in the frigid night air.

Minnie McFinney - Vintage Limerick

Miss Minnie McFinney of Butte
Fed always and only, on frutte.
Said she, "Let the coarse
Eat of beef and of horse
I'm a peach, and that's all there is tutte."